Eric Wagaman Might Be the Next Kyle Garlick

[Cody Schoenmann]

In his review of the 2005 film “Elizabethtown,” film critic Nathan Rabin coined the phrase “Manic Pixie Dream Girl,” a term that has since become common in contemporary society to identify a stock character type in fiction novels and films. For those out of the loop, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl trope is usually depicted as a young woman with eccentric, often quirky personality traits who serves as the romantic interest of the straight male protagonist. Well-known adaptations include Zooey Deschanel’s character in “500 Days of Summer,” Mary Elizabeth Winstead’s character in “Scott Pilgrim vs. the World, and almost every female character in a John Green novel (don’t get me wrong, I love Looking for Alaska, but the point still stands).

 

Rooted in misogyny, the Manic Pixie Dream Girl archetype is harmful and destructive, creating the false narrative that straight men will always be the primary protagonists in stories and that women are nothing but supporting characters whose value resides in how different and unique they are from other straight women. Interestingly, a similar (albeit less destructive) archetype exists amidst the baseballsphere in the “Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting Corner Bat.”

 

Did I just make that term up? Yes. However, the oft-desired archetype of a right-handed-hitting veteran who hits left-handed pitching well and plays a corner infield or corner outfield spot has long been sought by baseball fans and pundits alike, particularly those in Twins Territory. Veteran players like Randal Grichuk, Tommy Pham, and Austin Hays have long existed as the platonic ideal form of the Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting. Yet, the Twins front office has never taken the initiative to acquire them. Shame!

 

Instead, the better-than-thou Ivy League-educated bunch exclusively peruses the bargain bin, taking flyers on underachieving, league-minimum-earning players of that mold. Recent examples include the club acquiring Jordan Luplow almost immediately after the 2023 MLB trade deadline. In theory, Luplow was acquired to fill the Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting for the postseason-contending club. Instead, the then-29-year-old generated a measly 87 wRC+ over 73 plate appearances with Minnesota, hitting only eight percentage points above league-average against left-handed pitching. Jonah Bride was acquired to fulfill the role last season. However, the right-handed hitting veteran struggled mightily with the Twins, generating a well below league-average 39 wRC+ over 67 plate appearances against left-handed pitchers.

 

Luplow and Bride could serve as cautionary tales for front offices, advising them to avoid giving meaningful plate appearances to struggling players ostracized by other organizations. Yet, Minnesota does have a recent success story of providing significant opportunities to a player of that ilk in Kyle Garlick. Claimed off waivers from Atlanta in February 2021, Garlick performed well for Minnesota during the 2021 and 2022 regular seasons, generating a combined 102 wRC+ over 269 plate appearances. As advertised, Garlick mashed left-handed pitching, posting a 133 wRC+ over 63 plate appearances against lefties in 2021 and a 127 wRC+ over 82 plate appearances against them in 2022. The former Twin quickly fell from grace in 2023, evidenced by his netting an uninspiring 74 wRC+ before being designated for assignment in late June. Still, Minnesota manufactured considerable value from the league-minimum-earning Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting Corner Bat for two consecutive seasons, operating as a noteworthy success story for team decision-makers.

 

Three years later, Minnesota could have its next productive league-minimum earning right-handed hitting corner bat in Eric Wagaman. Acquired from the Miami Marlins for minor league reliever Kade Bragg on Jan. 2, Wagaman joins the Twins' 40-man roster, expected to compete with Edouard Julien, Orlando Arcia, and Edouard Julien for the club’s final infield utility bench spot. Being that Wagaman has three minor league options remaining, the 28-year-old could justifiably begin his 2026 campaign with Triple-A St. Paul. Yet, given how thin Minnesota’s infield corner infield depth is, those who follow the club should expect to see Wagaman don a Twins jersey early next season.

 

Hitting .250/.296/.378 with nine home runs, 28 doubles, and an 85 wRC+ over 514 plate appearances last season, the righty also sported defensive versatility with Miami last season, playing 117 games at first base, 19 in left field, three at third base, and three in right field while netting 10 starts at designated hitter. He was servicable at all four positions. Like Garlick, however, most of his value resided in his ability to hit left-handed pitching, evidenced by his generating a 114 wRC+ over 184 plate appearances. The former Marlin struggled against same-handed pitching, evidenced by his 69 wRC+ over 330 plate appearances. Yet, given that Minnesota has an abundance of left-handed hitting corner outfield and infield talent (while also rostering a platoon-proof Royce Lewis), the club should be able to shield Wagaman from same-handed pitching. That being the case, the club could deploy him similarly to how they deployed Garlick in 2021 and 2022, maximizing his offensive skillset and positional flexibility.

 

Despite falling under the inherently derogatory “bargain bin” category of acquisition, Wagaman could provide meaningful value for Minnesota in 2026, making him the club’s first successful deployment of a Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting Corner Bat since Garlick four seasons ago.

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[Cory Engelhardt]

This was a fun read and I very much appreciated the movie references. Thank you 

[sun]

He's 6' 4" and weighs 210 lbs, Basically only a rookie,& hitting .250 isn't bad.  Hope he has some room for growth.

[CRF]

I sure hope he's better than Garlick.

[Parfigliano]

I'm betting Julien.

[dberthia]

Hope is not a strategy, and no hope is even worse.

[DJL44]

Yippee

[mikelink45]

We are desperate.  We scrape the bottom of the barrel and hope for a mushroom to appear for one year.  

Meanwhile the first place Brewers just did this higher. 

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MILWAUKEE -- Former Minnesota Twins general manager Thad Levine has joined the Milwaukee Brewers organization as a special adviser.

Levine spent eight seasons with the Twins and left at the end of the 2024 campaign. The Twins reached the playoffs in four of his eight seasons.

The 54-year-old joins a Brewers organization seeking its fourth consecutive National League Central title.

Wise?  I don't know if he crashes like Twins Falvey will be happy to be off the hook for one year. 

[Vanimal46]

When you have an opportunity to acquire the next Kyle Garlick you drop everything to make it happen 

[gil4]

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Might Be the Next Kyle Garlick

I had to read the article to see if that was supposed to be a good thing.  Let's call it damning with faint praise.

[bean5302]

Oh yeah, loved Kyle Garlick and how the Twins kept him over Rooker. That was a good call. The grand total of 0.4 fWAR Garlick brought to Minnesota over his 3 year tenure is hard to beat!

[Fatbat]

Minced words crushed garlic. 

[RpR]

37 minutes ago, bean5302 said:

Oh yeah, loved Kyle Garlick and how the Twins kept him over Rooker. That was a good call. The grand total of 0.4 fWAR Garlick brought to Minnesota over his 3 year tenure is hard to beat!

LOL,, Yeah , Rooker's -0.7 would have been so mjch better.👽

[PuckettProtector]

Absolute cringe. Did she see this bro?

[JADBP]

Yeah all very manic!  Or Maniac!

Just how horribly BAD are the Twins really?  There are some telling signs on the Twins MLB site today.  Its really quite embarrassing!  Fellow MLB Execs rate fellow organizations and staff on various metrics. 

The Twins only placed on the leaderboard in one of 24 categories:  Most Underrated Farm System. 

Best five farm systems were LAD, SEA, DET, MIL AND PITT--garnering 80% of all votes.  Twins were also among 9 teams that "received votes,"-- meaning they probably got a vote from Falvey.   In fact, the Twins were among teams who received votes in four additional categories:

• Almost sarcastically, the Twins also "received vote(s)" in Best at Acquiring Prospects in Trades. 
• Best at Developing Pitchers.  
• Best at Finding an Developing Sleepers.  
• Best Farm system

Now when I say they received votes, they were like the honorable mention at the bottom of the page...

Other than those few  votes, the Twins did not place in ANY of these polls:

• Best Use of the Draft
• Best Use of the International Market
• Most Underrated Farm System
• Hoards Prospects
• Best at Developing Hitters (maybe we would place if there were a worst at developing hitters choice?)

Other polls tried to predict prospects and organization talent

• Rookie of the Year,  zero twins
• #1 Prospect  --Walker Jenkins received 2.3% of the votes
• Best Pitching Prospect  Zero Twins
• Best Defensive Prospect (16 players mentioned but zero Twins!)
• Most Underrated Prospect  (29 players mentioned but zero Twins!)
• Who will be breakout prospect of the year?  Too many to count but zero Twins
• Which pitching prospect is the best future closer?  zzero!
• Who is the best Minor League prospect you’ve seen over the last decade  ...still zero
• Who is the best amateur prospect you’ve seen over the last decade?  Of course, Zer0
• Best prospect Hit Tool   zero
• Best prospect usable power  zero
• Most Speed zero
• Best Fastball  zero
• Best Secondary Pitch  zero
• Best Pitchability  zero
•   "Also Received Votes"

 

ALL IN ALL PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR THE TWINS!  To say they are a floundering organization is an understatement.  One note:  our MLB Central mates placed in many categories, particularly Detroit and Cleveland.  Of all the draft picks that Falvey and team have made, only ONE made any of the lists here.  I'd have to say, that's just an abject organizational failure.  The Twins are GOING NOWHERE.  So, don't get so excited about Taj or Culpepper, because the rest of the league's management doesn't see anything interesting here beyond Walker Jenkins.  Compared to DET and CLE, we look really really bad!

Sorry for the bad news!

[Richie the Rally Goat]

“Manic Pixie Right-Handed Hitting Corner Bat.”
 

well done! I laughed a lot and it resonates with me!

[dxpavelka]

That does not enthuse.

[dxpavelka]

5 hours ago, JADBP said:

Yeah all very manic!  Or Maniac!

Just how horribly BAD are the Twins really?  There are some telling signs on the Twins MLB site today.  Its really quite embarrassing!  Fellow MLB Execs rate fellow organizations and staff on various metrics. 

The Twins only placed on the leaderboard in one of 24 categories:  Most Underrated Farm System. 

Best five farm systems were LAD, SEA, DET, MIL AND PITT--garnering 80% of all votes.  Twins were also among 9 teams that "received votes,"-- meaning they probably got a vote from Falvey.   In fact, the Twins were among teams who received votes in four additional categories:

• Almost sarcastically, the Twins also "received vote(s)" in Best at Acquiring Prospects in Trades. 
• Best at Developing Pitchers.  
• Best at Finding an Developing Sleepers.  
• Best Farm system

Now when I say they received votes, they were like the honorable mention at the bottom of the page...

Other than those few  votes, the Twins did not place in ANY of these polls:

• Best Use of the Draft
• Best Use of the International Market
• Most Underrated Farm System
• Hoards Prospects
• Best at Developing Hitters (maybe we would place if there were a worst at developing hitters choice?)

Other polls tried to predict prospects and organization talent

• Rookie of the Year,  zero twins
• #1 Prospect  --Walker Jenkins received 2.3% of the votes
• Best Pitching Prospect  Zero Twins
• Best Defensive Prospect (16 players mentioned but zero Twins!)
• Most Underrated Prospect  (29 players mentioned but zero Twins!)
• Who will be breakout prospect of the year?  Too many to count but zero Twins
• Which pitching prospect is the best future closer?  zzero!
• Who is the best Minor League prospect you’ve seen over the last decade  ...still zero
• Who is the best amateur prospect you’ve seen over the last decade?  Of course, Zer0
• Best prospect Hit Tool   zero
• Best prospect usable power  zero
• Most Speed zero
• Best Fastball  zero
• Best Secondary Pitch  zero
• Best Pitchability  zero
•   "Also Received Votes"

 

ALL IN ALL PRETTY EMBARRASSING FOR THE TWINS!  To say they are a floundering organization is an understatement.  One note:  our MLB Central mates placed in many categories, particularly Detroit and Cleveland.  Of all the draft picks that Falvey and team have made, only ONE made any of the lists here.  I'd have to say, that's just an abject organizational failure.  The Twins are GOING NOWHERE.  So, don't get so excited about Taj or Culpepper, because the rest of the league's management doesn't see anything interesting here beyond Walker Jenkins.  Compared to DET and CLE, we look really really bad!

Sorry for the bad news!

Your opinion and a quarter will get you a cup of coffee.  Not the good kind but the crappy kind you get for a quarter.

[IndyTwins]

9 hours ago, bean5302 said:

Oh yeah, loved Kyle Garlick and how the Twins kept him over Rooker. That was a good call. The grand total of 0.4 fWAR Garlick brought to Minnesota over his 3 year tenure is hard to beat!

 

[IndyTwins]

Brent Rooker is actually a great example of a “bottom of the barrel “ signing by the Athletics who finally clicked after struggling at the MLB level and getting released by the Twins, Royals, and Padres. 

[TJSweens]

8 hours ago, RpR said:

LOL,, Yeah , Rooker's -0.7 would have been so mjch better.👽

Stats like WAR and fWAR are so overrated. Rooker is an every day right handed power bat. Over the last 3 years he has amassed 108 HR, an OPS+ of 131 with 2 All Star appearances, a silver slugger and a top 10 MVP finish. 

But, hey...we might have the next Kyle Garlick, right?

[Cody Schoenmann]

9 hours ago, PuckettProtector said:

Absolute cringe. Did she see this bro?

your mom did text me to let me know she read my article, yes.

[amjgt]

Is Wagaman good
when measured against Garlick?
The vampires hope so

[Linus]

Unfortunately the headline is likely correct. 

[Brandon]

I thought Kody Clemens was the new Kyle Garlick

 

[Woof Bronzer]

One of the most depressing things the Pohlads have done to this fanbase is instill the notion that we absolutely cannot have nice things, and the only free agents we can reasonably sign are bad, -1 to 1 WAR guys, so fans must make lemonade from lemons.  And this is breaking fan brains.  It's actually very sad, a fanbase so desperate for relevance and wins that we have fans saying things like "Twins fans are gonna love this AAAA guy who just got cut by Miami."  

"Eric Wagaman Might Be the Next Kyle Garlick" is a headline written by a trauma patient.  Kyle Garlick produced 0.4 WAR, 0.1 WAR, and -0.1 WAR for the Twins.  He'd the definition of a replacement level player, except that no MLB team believes he is even capable of that level of "performance", because he hasn't played in MLB for 2 years.  

It's ok to dream bigger than Kyle Garlick!  

[Danchat]

3 hours ago, IndyTwins said:

after struggling at the MLB level and getting released by the Twins

*traded by the Twins

[amjgt]

2 hours ago, Brandon said:

I thought Kody Clemens was the new Kyle Garlick

 

No, silly. Kody Clemens is the new Logan Morrison

[AceWrigley]

5 hours ago, IndyTwins said:

Brent Rooker is actually a great example of a “bottom of the barrel “ signing by the Athletics who finally clicked after struggling at the MLB level and getting released by the Twins, Royals, and Padres. 

Pretty much. It took the struggling Brent Rooker "3-teams-later" to become the slugging Brent Rooker.

[AceWrigley]

2 hours ago, Bigfork Twins Guy said:

I thought this was a RandballStu article?  Why would we want another Kyle Garlic?

Aye Carumba. Not to pick on you Bigfork Guy, but after 2 years of the NUMEROUS posts by many that the Twins need a RH hitting corner guy to hit lefties, we're now asking why?