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  • Birthday June 12

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    Grand forks ND
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    Baseball player/future politician/ Rapper

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  1. The AL Central becomes so aggressively mediocre by August that the Twins, White Sox, and Guardians all try to intentionally lose games to avoid having to play in the postseason. The Twins accidentally win the division on a walk-off error when a rogue Target Field seagull steals the baseball. And then They sweep the Yankees in the Wild Card round because the simulation finally broke.
  2. "And happy 40th Trevor Plouffe" has to be in contention for top 10 calls of all time.
  3. I’d get out more if the AL Central standings didn't make me want to curl up into a ball. The Twins are single-handedly ruining my birthday weekend. Thanks for the reality check though, I’m going to go eat some cake and completely forget about our record for the night! 🎂.
  4. Tigers Claim Former MN Twins outfielder James Outman off of waivers.
  5. Forget Roster Resource profiles, this is the kind of high-value utility work that keeps a relationship above .500. Absolute boyfriend of the year material right there.
  6. If you wore that Denard Span shirt-sey with a pair of cargo shorts to Target Field in 2010, you were legally the coolest guy in Section 103.
  7. Yeah, but my Julien jersey leads the entire AL Central in Expected Expectedness (xEXP). You can't find that kind of analytical value on your wall
  8. This is the exact level of hyper-specific roster dedication that makes this forum great. Most people collect MVPs, you collect 1.0 WAR legends. I love it.
  9. That’s just 'Morneau-speak' for: That was an absolute, unmitigated disaster, but my Canadian politeness physically won't let me say it out loud on television.
  10. Honestly, buy it. If he gets traded or DFA’ed next week, that jersey instantly becomes a hyper-niche, 1-of-1 historic artifact. It belongs in a museum
  11. Cooked, this rotation is. Begun, the Clone Wars have... which is great, because we desperately need to clone whoever is healthy -Master Yoda (Grand master of the Jedi Order)
  12. If Alan Anderson blows a fastball right past Andy Allanson, you know Gordo is screaming: 'TOUCH 'EM ALL... wait, no, STRIKE 'EM ALL!' while Gladden just sits there trying to figure out which name he just said
  13. At this rate, Shelton is going to have to suit up next. Beam me up, Scottie, because this rotation is cooked.
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