Buxton Cracks Tooth Eating Steak

[Vanimal46]

 

These injuries are getting absurd.

[wsnydes]

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

[MMMordabito]

 

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

 

Maybe it was a tomahawk ribeye, and he went all medieval on it.

[Vanimal46]

 

Absurd indeed.

 

It also begs the question, who overcooked his steak?!

It certainly wasn't Hank Hill! 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=amKyA2PrSu4

[jkcarew]

Of course he did.

[twinssporto]

Medium rare Byron. Medium rare.

[ashbury]

Checking the calendar to see if I slept through March 31.

[Dave The Dastardly]

Okay, I'll bite. Is this story real, or was it just thrown out there for fandom mastication?

[big dog]

I assumed this was a Randball Stu article, until it wasn't.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Okay, I'll bite. Is this story real, or was it just thrown out there for fandom mastication?

Yes.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Hard one to swallow.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I assumed this was a Randball Stu article, until it wasn't.

Has it not yet been addressed in the comments for the existent article?

 

We have been remiss. Obviously, the old ones have not.

[terrydactyls]

I can relate to this. I cracked a tooth eating mussels and they are even softer than a steak. Weird things can happen!

[TiberTwins]

This should answer some questions.

 

https://youtu.be/kI9_wnlOx0Q

[Joe A. Preusser]

3 months out or 4?

[Sssuperdave]

I once chipped a tooth eating at a restaurant, not sure what the food was.  It wasn't the food I chipped my tooth on though, it was the fork - I somehow had the fork tilted in an awkward way in my mouth and chomped down on it.

[ashbury]

I once chipped a tooth eating at a restaurant, not sure what the food was.  It wasn't the food I chipped my tooth on though, it was the fork - I somehow had the fork tilted in an awkward way in my mouth and chomped down on it.

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.

 

[USAFChief]

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.

 

I once had Nancy Reagan give me the exact same advice about something or other. It's a bit hazy as to what.

[USAFChief]

3 months out or 4?

no.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

 

I had a dentist explain to me one time how to avoid biting down on a fork: don't do it.
 

Good thing my lower jaw is what moves... I can only bite up.

[gil4]

 

3 months out or 4?

Two weeks.

 

For three months.

 

Or four.

[VivaBomboRivera!]

Grass- or grain-fed?

[ashbury]

Two weeks.

 

For three months.

 

Or four.

Day-to-day, and thus not on the Injured List, leaving the roster short a man, the entire time.

 

[Jacksson]

Byron,  T-Bone Steaks are called that because they DO HAVE BONES IN THEM.

[lecroy24fan]

He has a HR today so I think he'll be okay.

[ashbury]

"BUXTON CRACKS TOOTH, HOMER IN SAME WEEK"

[USAFChief]

"BUXTON CRACKS TOOTH, HOMER IN SAME WEEK"

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

[Joe A. Preusser]

He has a HR today so I think he'll be okay.

Success strategy? Every cracked tooth = a homerun? Let's get that man some ROCKS!

[ashbury]

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

Chief just hasn't cracked the code.

 

[Squirrel]

 

Conversely, Ash hasn't cracked a joke in decades.

 

 

Chief just hasn't cracked the code.
 

concur