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Maybe not, but he’s butchered quite a few.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."

Rabbit jokes are so last century.

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Those would be known as ...


Wait for it


...


Cracker jacks

You are in good form for the upcoming season!

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says, "and at these prices, you won't see many more."

Glad to see Harvey is still making the rounds.

 

No one brings anything little into a bar.

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Success strategy? Every cracked tooth = a homerun? Let's get that man some ROCKS!

Not that i am wise to the inner workings of the tooth fairy's organization (unless Hogfather is less fictional than most believe) but i believe there is a pillow involved in the prossess... Which is perhaps counter-intuitive when considering homeruns.

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Not that i am wise to the inner workings of the tooth fairy's organization (unless Hogfather is less fictional than most believe) but i believe there is a pillow involved in the prossess... Which is perhaps counter-intuitive when considering homeruns.

You are forgetting our famous "nap room," which Nelson Cruz has praised for helping him mash baseballs over the fence.

 

I'm on to something here.

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Nancy Reagan and Harvey references -  things you do not find in many of the other sport forums and what makes this one stand alone   Although no amount of bleach is going to erase that image of Chief and Nancy.

 

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