IT'S TIME TO PANIC!11

[TheLeviathan]

A COMPETENT MANAGER PULLS SMELTZER.  FIRE ROCCO.  TRADE FOR GARDY!

 

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

A COMPETENT MANAGER PULLS SMELTZER.  FIRE ROCCO.  TRADE FOR GARDY!

BUT HE PULLED SMELTZER OFF THE MOUND TOO EARLY LAST TIME OUT THIS IS SO CONFUSING SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT TO THINK WHERE IS SOUHAN RIGHT NOW

[gil4]

 

A COMPETENT MANAGER PULLS SMELTZER.  FIRE ROCCO.  TRADE FOR GARDY!

Hey, now. We're not allowed to even joke about bringing back Gardy.

[GCTF]

I'm just glad Joe Mauer didn't live to see this debacle.

[ashbury]

I'm just glad Joe Mauer didn't live to see this debacle.

If he did, he'd be rolling over in his grave right now.

[twinsnorth49]

AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 

SEASON OVER!!!!!!!!!!

 

 

 

AGAIN!!!

 

 

THESE JUNE PENNANT RACES ARE KILLING ME!!!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

If he did, he'd be rolling over to second in his grave right now.

ftfy

[ashbury]

ftfy

I'm not asking you who's on second.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The new olds mobiles are in early this year.

 

Sorry i'm late. I didn'catch which timezone it was time to panic in...

[woolywoolhouse]

[DocBauer]

GAME OVER MAN....GAME OVER!!

[Puckett34]

 

Hey, now. We're not allowed to even joke about bringing back Gardy.

 

 

I'm just glad Joe Mauer didn't live to see this debacle.

SPAEK UP I CATN HAER YOU!!!!

[Squirrel]

Can we just rename this 'The StatFreak Thread'?

[Musk21]

https://twitter.com/joe_sheehan/status/1134248791647936513

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

https://twitter.com/joe_sheehan/status/1134248791647936513

 

forgot about Tampa already?

[Thegrin]

I'm trying to find a match so I can set my hair on fire. 

[wsnydes]

 

https://twitter.com/joe_sheehan/status/1134248791647936513

 

 

forgot about Tampa already?

and Houston?

[GCTF]

ftfy

FFS...let the man rest in peace Edited June 5, 2019 by GCTF

[AlwaysinModeration]

TWO STRAIGHT LOSES!!1! LEAD UNDER TEN!! AROGANCE OVER BIG JUNE LEAD! TOO MANY PEOPLE SAYING NICE THINGS ABOUT THE TWINS / THAT THE DIVISION IS RAPPED UP!!! BULLPEN DISASTER!! NO KIMBREL!!1! LOSEING ON PUDDLY FEILDS

[RaoulDuke]

It would be catastrophic to not win the division.  This team is built to demolish the weak central and has been gifted struggles from their biggest/ only rival in it.

 

I am 30 so technically I was around for the 91 championship but my entire active MN sports fandom has resulted in 1 real vikings push concluding in a previously hated player blowing it and a couple years of KG not having enough around him.  

 

I want them to go all in on this Twins team.  Add a top tier starter and two major pen arms, the window is opening and its time to jam some prospects into it! 

 

 

[woolywoolhouse]

[AlwaysinModeration]

a previously hated player

WHAT IS THIS “PREVIOUSLY”?!? ALWAYS WAS

 

ALSO, TWINS DOOMED

[Puckett34]

FIRST SERIES LOSS IN A MONTH

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i2uu6NF2inY

 

[DocBauer]

That's it. It's over. Fate is a cruel, cruel mistress. I don't even have the strength to type in caps any longer. (Sigh)

[Vanimal46]

That's it. It's over. Fate is a cruel, cruel mistress. I don't even have the strength to type in caps any longer. (Sigh)

YOU KNOW IT'S BAD WHEN YOUR POST IS ONLY 3 SENTENCES. I'M USED TO 3 PARAGRAPHS, MINIMUM!

[dex8425]

I'm 27. I cannot even imagine the gophers winning the Big ten in basketball or the Twins going to the world series.  I actually can't imagine the Twins making a trade for a frontline starter or proven reliever either. Guess I'm used to the Terry Ryan regime. Fun to talk about Kimbrel, Bumgarner, Scherzer, etc. but we're not getting any of those guys. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I blame the rain.

[oldguywithanitch]

The Twins were a nice little story for a few months...

[prouster]

Kimbrel signed somewhere else. Where is my pitchfork? Don’t even try to tell me that April and May happened. I’ve already forgotten those months, and I want blood.

[twinsnorth49]

PEOPLE REALLY NEED TO PICK UP THEIR PANIC GAME AROUND HERE!!!!

 

THIS LOWER CASE, NO EXCLAMATION BS ISN'T GETTING IT DONE!!!