IT'S TIME TO PANIC!11

[twinsnorth49]

[Mike Sixel]

THIS THREAD CRASHED MY IPAD!!

[Craig Arko]

[Dantes929]

Tired of all you negative Nellie's.     I remain positive.    I am positive the first two months were all a fluke and the season is finished but there is always next year.    Vikings training camp is right around the corner and I think the Wolves start the month after that.

[Tomj14]

 

THIS THREAD CRASHED MY IPAD!!

The analytics say not use your IPAD the second time though the comments, I thought everybody knew that?

[wsnydes]

 

The analytics say not use your IPAD the second time though the comments, I thought everybody knew that?

Perhaps he, like myself, is unfamiliar with Applemetrics. I'm not an Apple user though, so I have an excuse!

[PseudoSABR]

SUICIDE PACT? WHO'S WITH ME? ANYONE? SOMEONE?

[Craig Arko]

SUICIDE PACT? WHO'S WITH ME? ANYONE? SOMEONE?

[Doomtints]

 

LISTEN, THE TWINS LOST BY 11 RUNS. THEY STILL HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL BUT OBVIOUSLY, THINGS ARE FALLING APART. THE BULLPEN IS A MESS, PEREZ IS A FLUKE, AND BUXTON IS HIDING AN INJURY.

 

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This mocking all but ensures the Twins drop the series.

 

Thanks, Jan.

[lukeduke1980]

 

LISTEN, THE TWINS LOST BY 11 RUNS. THEY STILL HAVE THE BEST RECORD IN BASEBALL BUT OBVIOUSLY, THINGS ARE FALLING APART. THE BULLPEN IS A MESS, PEREZ IS A FLUKE, AND BUXTON IS HIDING AN INJURY.

 

fill in hot takes below

My hot take is let's not delay the inevitable and move Perez back to the bullpen where he belongs.  Let's start stretching out Trevor May.

[Don't Feed the Greed Guy]

For every story like the 1969 Amazins' there's gotta be a stool pigeon. Yep. That's us. Wikipedia never lies... "Trailing the Chicago Cubs for much of the season, the Mets found themselves in third place, 10 games back, on August 14 but they won 14 of their last 17 games during August, and 24 of their 32 games during September and October, to surge past the Cubs, finishing 100–62, eight games ahead of the Cubs. That 18 game differential is one of the largest turnarounds in MLB history."

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

team is baaad bad pl;ayers bad manger bad fdon’t office flavey ruined it yuo will not get thru new york housto all these teams will clean house sweep guareantee!!!!1!

[gocgo]

I was kind of relieved that the thumping happened.  Kind of like too good to be true finally met a bit of reality...it can be humbling.  The reality is that over the course of the season, the cream rises to the top but can still be whipped (get the pun there?)

[Craig Arko]

I think Brian Duensing is still available.

[LimestoneBaggy]

[GCTF]

 

team is baaad bad pl;ayers bad manger bad fdon’t office flavey ruined it yuo will not get thru new york housto all these teams will clean house sweep guareantee!!!!1!

Nice try, but without all caps I don't really feel your passion.

[Blake]

 

Tired of all you negative Nellie's.     I remain positive.    I am positive the first two months were all a fluke and the season is finished but there is always next year.    Vikings training camp is right around the corner and I think the Wolves start the month after that.

Why add more doom a gloom to an already down thread?

[Han Joelo]

 

I think Brian Duensing is still available.

I think he pitched against the Pensacola team last night.  Or maybe it was his kid.

[ashbury]

 

SUICIDE PACT? WHO'S WITH ME? ANYONE? SOMEONE?

I'm in. Just got a couple of loose ends to take care of, so you go on ahead first. I'll be right with you.

 

You want panic? You want hysteria? Here.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j9cBc-TQESI

[Han Joelo]

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

Tired of all you negative Nellie's.     I remain positive.    I am positive the first two months were all a fluke and the season is finished but there is always next year.    Vikings training camp is right around the corner and I think the Wolves start the month after that.

The Wolves never really start. They sorta go in neutral with very short spurts backwards and forwards.

[ashbury]

The Wolves never really start. They sorta go in neutral with very short spurts backwards and forwards.

It never caused the San Antonio Very Short Spurts any harm.

[Thrylos]

[wsnydes]

 

RING THE BELLS! RING THE BELLS!

[Mike Sixel]

RING THE BELLS! RING THE BELLS!

Only if you want everyone to die! Except the stars, of course

[bird]

 

THIS THREAD CRASHED MY IPAD!!

 

YOUR SO STUPID WHY DIN"Y YOU STICK WITH IBM LIKE ME WTH THEW 286 COPRSSESSER

[Mike Sixel]

YOUR SO STUPID WHY DIN"Y YOU STICK WITH IBM LIKE ME WTH THEW 286 COPRSSESSER

IBM? Who's that?

[bird]

 

I'm in. Just got a couple of loose ends to take care of, so you go on ahead first. I'll be right with you.

 

 

 

 

*points his loaded Luger to his temple*

 

"SHUD UP, YER NEXT!"

[mickeymental]

season's over. 

[DocBauer]

You're failing so hard YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT PAINC LOOKS LIEK YOU SHOULD STOP NOW BEFOER ONE OF US LOSSES IT

Do NOT dismiss the PASSION OF MY PANIC!! I am already making plans to move to Europe...or Berkeley...and become a soccer fan. Or, as we like to call it, Futball.

 

I wouldn't even be on here if my Twins Daily subscription wasnt already paid up for the year!