DaveW: Dodgers trade for Dozier to be completed within the next 24 hours

[DaveW]

Stuck??

 

You told us you found a way to put your phone on vibrate and then set it up to continuously dial itself.

Coming up next on Twins daily After Dark....

[DaveW]

Thanks, I'm not Chief.

 

I meant, what board cred? Lol.

largest Twins thread in board history, 2nd most liked posts of all time.

 

Face it, I'm the Vin Scully of TD

[USAFChief]

 

largest Twins thread in board history, 2nd most liked posts of all time.

Face it, I'm the Vin Scully of TD

Vince McMahon, more like.

[Loosey]

 

largest Twins thread in board history, 2nd most liked posts of all time.

Face it, I'm the Vin Scully of TD

An Old Man?

[USAFChief]

 

Thanks, I'm not Chief.

I meant, what board cred? Lol.

I "unliked" your first board cred post.

[HitInAPinch]

 

Woah woah.... Did the Pohlad's give the okay to purchase wi-fi? 

Dialup.  They still have modems.

[Craig Arko]

Board cred.....wut?

[jud6312]

Board cred? Seriously? I hope to God Dave doesn't care what his credibility is around here. Or anyone for that matter.

[Otto von Ballpark]

 

Stuck??

 

You told us you found a way to put your phone on vibrate and then set it up to continuously dial itself.

Let's hope to God (or Dave's source) that we never hear what that voicemail may have sounded like!

[DaveW]

 

Vince McMahon, more like.

[Baseball Bat]

 

So are The People willing to extend the deadline another 24 hours for the sake of Daves board cred?

Sure why not

[Mike Frasier Law]

Man. I'm gone for 2 hours and this board goes to 22 pages? What did I miss? No way in hell am I going to read it all.

[King]

Dave sending angry text messages to his source for putting his TwinsDaily board cred in jeopardy

[scottz]

Man. I'm gone for 2 hours and this board goes to 22 pages? What did I miss? No way in hell am I going to read it all.

I won't go into all the details, but there was a lot of talk about your mom.

[Loosey]

 

Man. I'm gone for 2 hours and this board goes to 22 pages? What did I miss? No way in hell am I going to read it all.

here's the run down.  Some didn't believe DaveW's source.  Then someone questions his board cred.  Then Dave's source said a trade is still very close.  Then I ate some some cookies and used the bathroom.  Then someone said board cred isn't real, then someone mentioned Vince McMahon, now I am watching WWE hightlights on Youtube.  

 

 

[laloesch]

 

I won't go into all the details, but there was a lot of talk about your mom.

 

LOL.  Careful.  Before this thread goes on a "your momma" jokes tangent

[mickeymental]

there is a certain someone who could shake this whole deal loose with one little tweet. believe me.

Edited December 8, 2016 by mickeymental

[Teflon]

I suspect this deal would have been consumated already if not for a certain Byung Ho Park clause that the Twins keep sneaking into the agreement. 

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

Sure why not

Sounds we're negotiating with Iran.

[Mike Sixel]

 

here's the run down.  Some didn't believe DaveW's source.  Then someone questions his board cred.  Then Dave's source said a trade is still very close.  Then I ate some some cookies and used the bathroom.  Then someone said board cred isn't real, then someone mentioned Vince McMahon, now I am watching WWE hightlights on Youtube.  

 

Also, I ate really old celery, still not sure it was a good idea, but we'll see. 

[ShouldaCouldaWoulda]

DaveW(infield) just wants to keep us all informed. Hometown loyalty.

[jud6312]

Can we all just stop criticizing DaveW and his sources and get back to the importance of pitch framing?

 

Can De Leon throw a frameable ball for Castro to frame? That's the question on everyone's minds.

[ashbury]

Thanks, I'm not Chief.

I shall be tucking this useful meme away, for future use I'm sure.

 

[DaveW]

 

there is a certain someone who could shake this whole deal loose with one little tweet. believe me.

Statfreak is too busy tweeting at porn stars still...

[DaveW]

 

Can we all just stop criticizing DaveW and his sources and get back to the importance of pitch framing?

 

Can De Leon throw a frameable ball for Castro to frame? That's the question on everyone's minds.

Just think if DeLeon had Casto in AAA last year, that 11.2 k/9 would have been 27.5 k/9!

[Vanimal46]

Has anyone else thrown on their breakup sweatpants, buy a gallon of ice cream, put JoJo "Too Little, Too Late" on repeat, and try not to cry as a result of Dozier not being traded?

 

Just me?

[Otto von Ballpark]

 

Can we all just stop criticizing DaveW and his sources and get back to the importance of pitch framing?

 

Can De Leon throw a frameable ball for Castro to frame? That's the question on everyone's minds.

Pitch framing is old news.

 

The new thing is "thread framing" and Dave is the best!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

Hey wait - your "source" isn't God is it, Dave? That would be an unwelcome twist. 

Maybe you've got it the other way around.

 

 

 DaveW's source leans in to give Dave the latest Dozier update

 

http://media4.s-nbcnews.com/j/streams/2014/December/141212/1D274907421932-today-simpsons-25-141211-god.today-inline-large.jpg

[Loosey]

 

Has anyone else thrown on their breakup sweatpants, buy a gallon of ice cream, put JoJo "Too Little, Too Late" on repeat, and try not to cry as a result of Dozier not being traded?

Just me?

Yes, but that is my nightly routine anyways.

[DaveW]

Top 6 threads of all time for reference. I think Twinsdaily owes me like 50% of their revenue at this stage!