Game Thread "Mike" Twins vs Red Sox 7:10 pm cdt 6/19/2019 ad

[Blake]

 

Dick: "This is unbelievable Jack!"

Jack: "What's that Dick?"

Dick: "Either my eyes are fooling me, or Mookie Betts is staring directly at the CF wall."

Jack: "Nah, I think he's just waiting for the pitch to come."

Dick: "NO, no... I swear he's looking directly at the CF wall. But there's no hole out there! I'm telling ya, it's straight up disrespect."

Jack: "You remember who's playing out there? It's not Buxton."

Dick: "It's not?"

Jack: "It's not..."

Dick: "Oh."

You're gonna do the trade deadline thread, right?

[LaBombo]

Dick's call as Astudillo crosses home plate: "Astudillo hit that ball like he wants to never see Rochester again!"

 

Tomorrow's Rochester Dem/Chron headline: "Former Red Wing disrespects Rochester with home run"

[ashbury]

KEPLER !!!!

[MNT1996]

Get Max to the ASG

[70charger]

Rodriguez right now: 

 

[operation mindcrime]

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

Dick's call as Astudillo crosses home plate: "Astudillo hit that ball like he wants to never see Rochester again!"

 

Tomorrow's Rochester Dem/Chron headline: "Former Red Wing disrespects Rochester with long ball"

What kind of message did Max send home to Germany with that blast?

[Blake]

Kepler"

 

[Aggies7]

Rocking and rolling I see

[jud6312]

I wish Dick was right about Kepler's All-Star chances, but I don't know if it'll happen.

[Blake]

 

What kind of message did Max send home to Germany with that blast?

they play football over there and have no idea what this strange arcane American sport is all about...

[jud6312]

 

Was someone here ragging on Astudillo?

 

Yep, and it'll take more than one game for me to stop.

[nicksaviking]

I think this Kepler guy is for real.

[David HK]

There.

 

See?

 

I came back, and look what happens.  

 

Tortuga! 

Max Von Homer!

[jud6312]

Remember last winter when people here wanted to trade Kepler because "we have Cave?'

 

Nice times.

[GCTF]

 

What kind of message did Max send home to Germany with that blast?

We're going into Poland?

[LaBombo]

 

What kind of message did Max send home to Germany with that blast?

 

"We shall fight in the bleachers, we shall fight in the outfield and on the hill, we shall never surrender!" 

 

[MNT1996]

Damnit Gibson. BP needs you to go deep in the game

[HawksNest]

Damnit Gibson!

 

That's like the 3rd of 4th time tonight he gets way up 0-2, 1-2 on a hitter and walks him.  Brutal

[LaBombo]

 

There.

 

See?

 

I came back, and look what happens.  

 

Tortuga! 

Max Von Homer!

 

We're trying to work out the Crowdfunding to make it a full-time gig for you.

[LVTwinsfan]

Fricken Gibson

[denarded]

Gibson? WTF. Stop walking batters. Walks do haunt.

[LVTwinsfan]

Yep Morris is right, the cheap hits wouldn’t be an issue if it wasn’t for the five walks

[jud6312]

Did Magill steal Gibson's jersey tonight?

[David HK]

Cripe, Gibby.

 

17 innings last night, you gotta be pounding the zone. That BP is completely gassed, man, we need innings outta you!

[Vanimal46]

Let's play a fun game and pretend this is game 2 or 3 of the ALDS. Who are you bringing in to stop the bleeding and keep them in the game for 5 innings?

[David HK]

Take your time, Gibby, don't rush.

[ashbury]

 

We're going into Poland?

 

 

"We shall fight in the bleachers, we shall fight in the outfield and on the hill, we shall never surrender!" 

 

 

"Listen, don't mention the War!"
 

 

"I mentioned it once, but I think I got away with it alright."

[jud6312]

At least it wasn't a cheap hit.

[Danchat]

This has the feeling of one of those games of whoever scores last wins. At least both teams' bullpens are overworked at the moment...