Vikings humor

[Squirrel]

A Bears fan, a Packers fan and a Vikings fan are climbing up a mountain and get into an argument about who is the most loyal to their team. The Bears fan declares his love yelling, ‘This is for CHICAGO!’ and jumps off the mountain. The Vikings fan is next to declare his love and yells, ‘This is for MINNESOOOOOOOTA!’ and pushes the Packers fan off the mountain.

 

Hehe

[ashbury]

Mike Zimmer and Sean Payton walk into a bar with 29 seconds to go....

[jimmer]

Holy COW!

[ashbury]

Mike Zimmer and Sean Payton walk into a bar with 29 seconds to go.....

.... and Mike says, "sure, go ahead and kick your lousy field goal. I've got a plan."

[Riverbrian]

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds. 

 

 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds.

 

He didn't listen, did he?

 

Maybe next time?

[Twins33]

I think it's funny that I was screaming at the top of my lungs at Diggs to get out of bounds.

 

I think I saw Zimmer admit he was saying that too.

[terrydactyls]

Minnesota teams always lose at the last second. What went wrong? I'm still thinking there is going to be some sort of review tomorrow and the touchdown gets called back.

[Twins33]

Minnesota teams always lose at the last second. What went wrong? I'm still thinking there is going to be some sort of review tomorrow and the touchdown gets called back.

It was very odd seeing the dejected faces of the Saints players.

[ToddlerHarmon]

I saw that Sean Payton's replay monitor was broken during the game.

 

Maybe somebody put a bounty on it?

 

Edited January 15, 2018 by ToddlerHarmon

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I feel like this here thread deserves an actual joke of some sort, much like the OP.

 

I shall cogitate thereupon...

[Platoon]

A Bears fan, a Packers fan and a Vikings fan are climbing up a mountain and get into an argument about who is the most loyal to their team. The Bears fan declares his love yelling, ‘This is for CHICAGO!’ and jumps off the mountain. The Vikings fan is next to declare his love and yells, ‘This is for MINNESOOOOOOOTA!’ and pushes the Packers fan off the mountain.

Hehe

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout?

[Squirrel]

 

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout?

A true fan ... just not truer

[sampleSizeOfOne]

From what I could see this year, most of the Packer fans had already jumped off the mountain voluntarily. He must have been the last holdout?

If it is a true mountain, i'm still waiting to see how long it takes them to figure out they're roped together...

 

That Minesota fan now has to haul them all back to safety.

[laloesch]

yess....the last five minutes of that game caused me much anxiety, heartburn, which no amount of skol could cure.

[nmcowboy]

"Karma Baby, Karma", Brett Favre from the seat of his tractor somewhere in Mississippi......

 

 

SKOL!

Edited January 15, 2018 by nmcowboy

[laloesch]

 

"Karma Baby, Karma", Brett Favre from the seat of his tractor somewhere in Mississippi......

 

 

SKOL!

 

lol

[nmcowboy]

BTW, the tractor is equipped with a 65 inch 4K TV.  Brett can afford it.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

 

BTW, the tractor is equipped with a 65 inch 4K TV.  Brett can afford it.

65 inch TV, climate controlled cab, and... a drink holder!

[nmcowboy]

 

65 inch TV, climate controlled cab, and... a drink holder!

Just one drink holder?

[DocBauer]

I hate to admit it, but I turned the channel with 25 seconds left. I just couldn't bare to watch the end. (I think I'm just too conditioned as a lifelong Viking fan to expect anything but the worst). My buddy suddenly texted me "OMFG" and "Diggs is a god" so I had to turn the channel. At least I got to see the replay.

 

Wow! What an ending! Maybe the Vikes are beating the curse this season!

[laloesch]

 

Just one drink holder?

 

mine has a cup holder.  

 

lol

 

 

Doesn't he own a 1951 John Deere Model A?  Not sure if they had cup holders back then   

Edited January 15, 2018 by laloesch

[Shaitan]

My favorite moment of the game, pre-last 5 minutes, had to be how Keenum deked the Saints into wasting a challenge+timeout on the Wright catch.

[Shane Wahl]

 

I saw that Sean Payton's replay monitor was broken during the game.

 

Maybe somebody put a bounty on it?

 

SNAP

[Riverbrian]

The Saints Defense should be called Date Night. 

 

Because of all the hand holding with the WR's that they do. 

[rv78]

 

The Saints Defense should be called Date Night. 

 

Because of all the hand holding with the WR's that they do. 

From all of the games I watched this year, they didn't hold anymore than a lot of other teams do.             Since when did grabbing, pushing, bumping and everything else DB's get away with become OKAY? With the way they "let them play" anymore, is it any wonder the refs don't know what pass interference is and what isn't? It has become too much of a judgement call and each ref has their own interpretation of what is okay and what isn't.

Edited January 15, 2018 by rv78

[nmcowboy]

 

mine has a cup holder.  

 

 

 

Doesn't he own a 1951 John Deere Model A?  Not sure if they had cup holders back then   

After market addition......just like the 65 inch TV.

[AlwaysinModeration]

The Vikings in the NFC Championship game?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

The Vikings NFC Championship game?

FTFY...

 

Good one!

 

I particularly liked the flee flicker, myself.

 

Which seemed to me like it was just as well covered as many of the other plays...

 

Oh well. Back to eatin' my humble pie. Them's good eats!