Falvey to Houston: "Hey, how'd you like Correa back"
Houston: <yawn> Maybe. How about we give you a bag of batting practice balls for him?
Falvey: Throw in a fungo bat and you have a deal.
Houston: ok, but the balls are used batting practice balls.
Falvey: Done! Thanks a lot. (Thinks to himself, "hahaha, boy I really snookered them!")