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Game thread: Twins @ Tigers, 4/13/17 12:10 CDT

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USAFChief

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You ever get people knocking on your door asking for a small donation towards the local swimming pool?

 

No.  I always make my small donation while in the pool.

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Dunno...but Van clearly is.

 

ba-dum-tschhh

 

Take over for me, Chief.... I'm... In the bag.

 

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Sano was laughing as he began that swing. He knew it before he hit it. How many batters can do that?

 

Reminds me of the giant eyeballs Morneau used to get when he saw a meatball coming in and started the windup.

Blake All-Star

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I didn't know they ran track in the 1500s.

You've not heard of the "Pitchforks and Torches" relay? Something to do with bad jokes, if I understand correctly.

gocgo FCL Twins

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One thing that does impress me about Haley is that he attacks the strike zone.  You gotta hit it if you want to win.

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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?

Beer nuts cost $2, and deer nuts are under a buck....

 

Three deer walk out of the woods.

 

The female deer says, "I'll never do that for two bucks again."

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What's going to come first: We replace DanSan or we drop a relief pitcher?

Yes.

Blake All-Star

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Cool, I wanted the Twins to wipe the smug from the faces of the Tigers and I believe I got what I wanted.

 

And, a .500 road trip. 

 

Excellent start to the season even if there were a couple of disappointing losses.

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