Game thread: Twins @ Tigers, 4/13/17 12:10 CDT

[MNTSchmitt]

Max Kepler with the bomb!

[MNTSchmitt]

That was freaking awesome!

[big dog]

And 10,000 Tigers fans just thought "I wish we had sold high on Sanchez."

 

And the rest of them thought "We couldn't afford Scherzer but we got Zimmerman???"

[BoofBonser]

 

What do you run in track?

 

Long jump, triple jump, 200s and 400s

[USAFChief]

 

Day late and a dollar short on this joke.... 

So last night I went to a karaoke bar, and I got kicked out after singing "Danger Zone" 6 times in a row.

Why was I kicked out, you ask? They said I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..... 

winner.

[Cap'n Piranha]

Walked away for a bit to get lunch, did we win yet?

[USAFChief]

 

What do you run in track?

What:  "When I'm not playing second."

[big dog]

 

I think you have your Farley skits mixed up.

 

I'm not sure that's a forgivable offense.

Same guy, different skit.  Done intentionally, just channeling.  That worked a lot better than living in a van down by the river.

 

 

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

This would be a good time for Kepler's first HR of 2017.

 

Say more things like that.

[wsnydes]

 

Long jump, triple jump, 200s and 400s

I think I pulled a hammy just reading that.

[Pardon My Dinger]

 

5 day weekend for Easter Break... I had track practice this morning and now I get to relax allllllll weekend
Going to the game tomorrow at 7 so hopefully is doesn't rain out!

Ah. makes sense. Wasn't judging either. After all, I'm 'at work' right now, so...

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red?

 

So he can hide in the cherry tree.

 

Why don't you ever see elephants hiding in trees?

 

Because they're really good at it.

[wsnydes]

 

Same guy, different skit.  Done intentionally, just channeling.  That worked a lot better than living in a van down by the river.

You must have learned from that motivational speaker I've heard so much about.

[BoofBonser]

 

I think I pulled a hammy just reading that.

I've stayed healthy this year for once so don't jinx me!

[wsnydes]

 

I've stayed healthy this year for once so don't jinx me!

If anything, you just jinxed yourself by uttering it!  It's like the "don't talk about a no-hitter" rule.

 

Make sure to stretch a little bit extra next practice.

[Oldgoat_MN]

I got a haircut this morning.

I'm feeling a little light headed.

[Vanimal46]

 

I think I pulled a hammy just reading that.

 

This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif

[WLFINN]

 

I got a haircut this morning.

I'm feeling a little light headed.

  Be careful!  You could burn your fingers!

 

[Twodogs]

Just staked to a 6 - 2 lead and then he walks someone??

[wsnydes]

 

This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif

I'm not positive that I could be that graceful.

[nicksaviking]

 

Long jump, triple jump, 200s and 400s

 

400, yuck, that's a tough race, got me puking every time.. I was a jumper and a hurdler.

[WLFINN]

 

Just staked to a 6 - 2 lead and then he walks someone??

Staked?  Tar and feather him!!!!

[wsnydes]

 

Staked?  Tar and feather him!!!!

If he coughs it up, we'll have to draw and quarter him!

[BoofBonser]

Phil's chances of getting another inning just went from 25% to 75%

[big dog]

Wow, that was a great throw to catch Jones stealing- might have been batter's interference with the catcher, too.

[big dog]

Wow, Hughes went from 1 on, nobody out to out of the inning in what, 3 pitches?

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

This would be us running on a track these days, snydes.... 

http://wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net/80450F/thefw.com/files/2012/08/MNX2o.gif

 

The red visor is a nice touch.

[wsnydes]

 

Wow, that was a great throw to catch Jones stealing- might have been batter's interference with the catcher, too.

This ability to catch potential base stealers is a nice change of pace.

[Vanimal46]

Is this normal? I just went out to my car, and a police officer left a note on my windshield informing me that my car is positioned correctly.... 

It said "Parking Fine" so it's nice to get the compliment! 

[Cap'n Piranha]

A hit!  A hit!  Save your ticket stubs!