Game thread: Twins @ Tigers, 4/13/17 12:10 CDT

[spinowner]

So the good guys are 6-3. One could say that's on a pace for 108-54. Or, since they are undefeated at home and .500 on the road one could say that's on a pace for 122-40. I'd be satisfied with either outcome.

[IndianaTwin]

 

How do you top a car? You tep on the brake, tupid.

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

 

Because it's too cold out tide.

 

[Jerr]

 

The Reds (+25) and the Twins (+20) leading the majors in run differential. Yeah, we all saw THAT coming!

 

Is the differential in our favor????             

[sampleSizeOfOne]

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5.  The Twins are carrying 13 pitchers.

 

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Oh!

 

I get it. They carry 13 pitchers on the 13th!

How many will they carry on the next day?

 

Wait don't tell me....

[HitInAPinch]

Miguel walked 3 times?   Say it ain't Sano!