Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/2/23 @ 1:10 CT

[Nine of twelve]

Somebody better be warming in the pen.

[RickOShea]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Seems plausible.

I'm sure Carl's mother is counting her blessings.

[stringer bell]

Here we go!

[rwilfong86]

1 minute ago, CRF said:

Is a 4 run lead gonna be enough?

It won't be 4 for very long.

[notoriousgod71]

Get him out of the game.

[cHawk]

Uh oh

[KirbyDome89]

Buckle up, here we go....

[RaoulDuke]

Ah Pagan how I missed you.

[wsnydes]

Too much to ask to stay out of a save situation, I guess.

[rwilfong86]

I've already seen enough. Can we get someone warming up now?

[Cris E]

Well at least he's being efficient. Not a lot of wasted pitches so far...

[Mike Sixel]

I hope this is Pagan's last appearance. For MN anyway.

[KirbyDome89]

LOL. Time is a flat circle.

[Winston Smith]

If it wasn't for all the hits he gives up Pagan would be an All Star.

[wsnydes]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

I'm sure Carl's mother is counting her blessings.

Unless she's a horse!

[RickOShea]

pagan has to be betting the over and under on Twins games.  MLB has to investigate.

[Aggies7]

Can’t believe this dude is still on the roster lol

[rwilfong86]

Need to get Jax in ASAP

[notoriousgod71]

Did Duran die?

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, rwilfong86 said:

I've already seen enough. Can we get someone warming up now?

Jax is warming up

[Squirrel]

Just now, notoriousgod71 said:

Did Duran die?

He has a neck issue

[Nine of twelve]

Wow, his ERA just went from infinity to 27.00.

[Doctor Gast]

FO still hasn't learned. Pagan does better in early innings.

[rwilfong86]

Whew. I thought that was gone off the bat

[wsnydes]

Just now, Nine of twelve said:

Wow, his ERA just went from infinity to 27.00.

Progress!

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Doctor Gast said:

FO still hasn't learned. Pagan does better in early innings.

Yes. In St. Paul.

[rwilfong86]

1 minute ago, notoriousgod71 said:

Did Duran die?

Slept awkwardly from what Bremer said

[wsnydes]

Just now, Doctor Gast said:

FO still hasn't learned. Pagan does better in early innings.

I bet he gives up even fewer runs when he's not on a roster though.

[ashbury]

4 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

I'm sure Carl's mother is counting her blessings.

Mare speculation, there.

[Cris E]

1 minute ago, Nine of twelve said:

Wow, his ERA just went from infinity to 27.00.

He's on pace to be at negative infinity by the middle of the week!