Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/2/23 @ 1:10 CT

[cHawk]

[Mike Sixel]

Sigh.

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

Sigh.

Maybe the question should be "What happens first, I get a job (which I'm not looking for, yet) or the TWins score with the bases loaded?"

[stringer bell]

Their RISP #s are good except when the bases are loaded.

Edited to add--"Their" refers to the Twins.

[wsnydes]

7 minutes ago, Mike Sixel said:

I'm also not looking for work, though we are discussing what should come next with me and my wife's business....

Twins could use a hit here. 

I think you've mentioned that before, which is why I cracked wise.  Best of luck with whatever you do choose moving forward!

[rwilfong86]

Good bounce back from Joe Ryan there

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, wsnydes said:

I think you've mentioned that before, which is why I cracked wise.  Best of luck with whatever you do choose moving forward!

I'd much rather just win the lottery, but it seems more likely Kepler gets a hit than that....

[stringer bell]

Ryan with a nice fifth inning. Will he go out for the sixth? I hope so.

[rwilfong86]

Gallo!!! Nice!

[Brock Beauchamp]

joey gallo go boom

[Cris E]

Welcome to MN, Mr Gallo. 

[stringer bell]

Gallo bomb!

[cHawk]

[RickOShea]

Raise your glasses, it's Gallo time!!!!!!!!!!

[ashbury]

GALLO!!!!

[snotboogie]

Chief called it.....yesterday......twice.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

joey gallo go boom

Better put him in diapers.

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, snotboogie said:

Chief called it.....yesterday......twice.

So then Joey's still due!  Chief's never wrong.

[ashbury]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Better put him in diapers.

Is that Gallo's Humor?

[rwilfong86]

Taylor double. Need Kep to bring him in.

[wsnydes]

The runs glass ceiling has been pierced!

[USAFChief]

[wsnydes]

Just now, ashbury said:

Is that Gallo's Humor?

@USAFChiefsaid to leave the groan worthy jokes for the professionals!

[Winston Smith]

Can Kepler go 0-season?

[KirbyDome89]

Turns out the recipe for offense is Amir Garrett throwing FBs in the middle of the plate.

[RickOShea]

Kepler looking sharp, so far.

[Brock Beauchamp]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Is that Gallo's Humor?

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Careful.  I've got a worse one teed up if Correa goes yard.

[USAFChief]

4 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

@USAFChiefsaid to leave the groan worthy jokes for the professionals!

Ash qualifies. Eminently. 

[snotboogie]

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

Is that Gallo's Humor?

Scary.  Almost as scary as Galloween.