Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/21/22 @ 1:10PM CT

[Craig Arko]

Just now, wsnydes said:

You guys should bundle your products!

We need to get them with logos to match next year’s uniforms.

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

You guys should bundle your products!

This isn't Hulu/Disney+/ESPN. I'm an independent woman. I don't need no man

[Craig Arko]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Are they cruelty free?

No tinfoils were harmed in the making of these hats.

[shortround81]

Just now, Craig Arko said:

We need to get them with logos to match next year’s uniforms.

 

[shortround81]

1 minute ago, Craig Arko said:

No tinfoils were harmed in the making of these hats.

Mmmmmm . . . 

[Cap'n Piranha]

Just now, shortround81 said:

Mmmmmm . . . 

No, tinfoils.  That's something else.

[shortround81]

Just now, Cap'n Piranha said:

No, tinfoils.  That's something else.

Why ya gotta ruin things?

[bighat]

Max isn't hitting anything hard, just a bunch of dribblers and pop-ups.

[Cap'n Piranha]

2 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Why ya gotta ruin things?

[shortround81]

2 hours ago, twinssporto said:

Do you have any fun work practical jokes you've played on someone? We would love to hear a few if you have one or two. 

This one time I went to a bunch of Houston Astros games and kept tripping over a garbage can whenever I went to the concessions. It was really embarrassing. 

[shortround81]

Just now, Cap'n Piranha said:

I respect that

[Brock Beauchamp]

11 minutes ago, shortround81 said:

Are they cruelty free?

No. One of them called me fat just the other day. 

[wsnydes]

Just now, shortround81 said:

This one time I went to a bunch of Houston Astros games and kept tripping over a garbage can whenever I went to the concessions. It was really embarrassing. 

So that's not one of those pranks that we were talking about earlier?

[Cap'n Piranha]

Once, I convinced the Twins FO that bullpens don't need reliable late inning options, so they traded Taylor Rogers.

[wsnydes]

Take the bat off the shoulder, Sano...

[shortround81]

2 minutes ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

No. One of them called me fat just the other day. 

I think you're thinking of plastics; not tinfoil

[shortround81]

3 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

So that's not one of those pranks that we were talking about earlier?

Maybe it was one of those hidden camera pranks just to make me look foolish

[wsnydes]

Just now, shortround81 said:

Maybe it was one of those hidden camera pranks just to make me look foolish

I bet it was George Brett getting back at you.

[PDX Twin]

That will be a triple if the scorer is consistent.

[nicksaviking]

Never seen an outfielder try to catch the ball with his shoe before.

[PDX Twin]

Nice throw!

[Azviking101]

What a bizarre play

and what a play by Gordon!

[wavedog]

Way to go - nice throw Gordon!! 

[chaderic20]

Nice play by Gordon!

[wsnydes]

Nods approvingly.

[Squirrel]

YES!!!!!

And there is your backup CFer!  

[Mike Sixel]

I want Gordon in left when Buxton is back in center. let's see what happens. Send down Larnach to get consistent at bats.

sorry for the serious post, this thread has been a great throwback in terms of humor!

[big dog]

When did Buxton change his hair color? Wait...that's...no...wow.

[Squirrel]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

I want Gordon in left when Buxton is back in center. let's see what happens. Send down Larnach to get consistent at bats.

sorry for the serious post, this thread has been a great throwback in terms of humor!

No apologies, Mike ... we need some serious baseball talk in the mix

[dex8425]

Yeah nothing other than a perfect throw gets him there. Gordon's arm isn't as good as Buxton's out there, but it's good enough. Benintendi isn't slow.