Dave The Dastardly Verified Member Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 Archangels and Other Spirits Angels. On a baseball team. Only in America, where the farther from the truth something is, the more people tend to believe it. And sometimes they don’t. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OB-AlDfE_vQ But we’re talking the LA Angels here. Nothing spiritual or magical about them. Or so everyone believed. Then Shohei Ohtani came along and suddenly the Angels have an Archangel on their team. But don’t take my word for it, Strib columnist Patrick Reusse and sports reporter Phil Miller have said it better than I can. Patrick Reusse Star Tribune https://www.startribune.com/enjoy-the-phenomenon-that-is-shohei-ohtani/600079032/ Phil Miller Star Tribune https://www.startribune.com/shohei-ohtani-twins-angels-target-field/600080114/ No breaking trade news at the time of this writing. I suppose because the Twins have a one-game lead over KC for dead last in the division. We may not be the best, but for the moment we aren’t the worst either. Speaking of worst. My wife and I have rediscovered bratwurst. We gave up on the torpedoes awhile back because we could no longer handle the grease. Or onions and kraut. I mean what the hell? Brats without chopped onions and kraut? How unAmerican is that? Old age does that to you I guess. But then my brother showed me a few tricks for de-greasing the brats and avoiding the resultant heartburn and indigestion; soak ‘em in beer overnight, then boil the s@#$ out of ‘em the next morning while sipping your first brewski, then grill ‘em on the upper rack long enough to drink a couple more brewskis, then puncture ‘em in a half dozen places so any grease remaining drips out (PS. keep a fire extinguisher handy), have another brewski or two, remove from the grill, slice ‘em down the middle, lay ‘em face down on a couple of those absorbent paper towels and pound the s@#$ out of ‘em with a hammer, have yourself another brewski while you wipe up all the grease that splattered all over the kitchen, run ‘em through an apple press, while having another brewski of course, then throw ‘em to the dog. No heartburn, guaranteed. And you won’t care anyway. On the Mound Tonight Twins Kenta Maeda 4-3 4.71 ERA 79K Angels The Less Angelic Andrew Heaney 5-7 5.56 ERA 98K Lineups Not Yet Posted I suspect they're waiting to see who's left.
wsnydes Old-Timey Member Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 Ya know, I just picked up some brats. Not joking. I did! I'll take your cooking method under advisement.
stringer bell Verified Member Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 Lineups: PLAYER W-L ERA WHIP IP H K BB HR A. Heaney 5-7 5.56 1.36 81.0 84 98 26 15 K. Maeda 4-3 4.71 1.36 72.2 75 79 24 11 Angels (46-48): HITTERS H-AB RBI HR SB AVG D. Fletcher2B 112-356 38 2 5 .315 S. OhtaniDH 88-321 74 34 12 .274 J. UptonLF 55-223 32 14 3 .247 J. Walsh1B 94-347 66 22 2 .271 M. StassiC 37-127 17 7 0 .291 B. MarshCF 4-11 1 0 1 .364 J. IglesiasSS 85-303 29 7 4 .281 A. EatonRF 43-204 28 5 2 .211 J. Mayfield3B 9-53 4 1 0 .170 Twins (41-55): HITTERS H-AB RBI HR SB AVG J. Polanco2B 87-334 49 14 9 .260 M. KeplerRF 48-221 37 12 8 .217 N. CruzDH 87-296 50 19 3 .294 J. Donaldson3B 63-252 41 15 0 .250 M. Sano1B 48-242 35 15 0 .198 T. LarnachLF 48-205 21 7 1 .234 R. JeffersC 25-130 16 6 0 .192 G. CelestinoCF 7-51 2 2 0 .137 A. SimmonsSS 58-252 19 3 1 .230
lecroy24fan Verified Member Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 Well the fans won't get to say goodbye to Nellie tonight.
mnfireman Verified Member Posted July 22, 2021 Posted July 22, 2021 Feel bad for Maeda; Donaldson to DH, Astudillo to 3B, Sano moves into clean-up......
Danchat Old-Timey Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 I guess we play a man down today, with Cruz gone. I'd imagine Rooker comes up tomorrow?
MVP Nick Punto Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 3 minutes ago, mnfireman said: Annnnnd a single to third....... How else do you set up the inning ending double play?
bighat Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Twins 5th batter of the inning, still haven't put a ball in play.
yeahyabetcha Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Is Garver hurt again ? Wondering why he isn’t DH.
RickOShea Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Just now, yeahyabetcha said: Is Garver hurt again ? Wondering why he isn’t DH. paternity leave
stringer bell Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, yeahyabetcha said: Is Garver hurt again ? Wondering why he isn’t DH. Well, they only have four catchers. According to the Twins website, Rortvedt is back.
Irishman Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 www.mlb.com/prospects/rays/ Strohman and Ryan are not top 30 in Tampa Bay Rays minor league. They should have gotten Brendan McKay or Shane Baz instead. So, it is real bad trade. Strohman and Ryan are unproven pitchers yet. I’m not real happy about this trade!
mnfireman Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 4 minutes ago, Irishman said: www.mlb.com/prospects/rays/ Strohman and Ryan are not top 30 in Tampa Bay Rays minor league. They should have gotten Brendan McKay or Shane Baz instead. So, it is real bad trade. Strohman and Ryan are unproven pitchers yet. I’m not real happy about this trade! That's because they were traded. They are #6 & #13 in the Twins system.
Danchat Old-Timey Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Another bad send from 3B coach Tony Diaz... hopefully Larnach and Stassi are OK.
mnfireman Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Might be time to replace the 3B coach..........
Irishman Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 13 minutes ago, Danchat said: Another bad send from 3B coach Tony Diaz... hopefully Larnach and Stassi are OK. Tony Diaz should be suspended indefinitely.
SanoMustGo Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 27 minutes ago, Irishman said: www.mlb.com/prospects/rays/ Strohman and Ryan are not top 30 in Tampa Bay Rays minor league. They should have gotten Brendan McKay or Shane Baz instead. So, it is real bad trade. Strohman and Ryan are unproven pitchers yet. I’m not real happy about this trade! On paper, it wasn't a bad trade, by any means. They are not ranked because they are no longer in the Rays system. "Up to 10 and 11 in the mid season update..... " So they were easily in the top 30.
MMMordabito Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Is that Cy Heaney on the mound?
downunder twins fan Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 2 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said: On paper, it wasn't a bad trade, by any means. They are not ranked because they are no longer in the Rays system. They were both ranked in the top 20 with Ryan in the top 10.
mrtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 This morning i looked at the matchups, and seen Mr, Nelson Cruz had 3 home runs in 15 at bats against there starter, all i cold do was Chuckle when the trade news came out,
operation mindcrime Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 In the top of the 4th Justin Upton struck out for the 1916th time in his career. This puts him in a tie with Curtis Granderson for 10th place all-time! He's only 27 strikeouts away from passing Jose Canseco for sole possession of 7th place!
downunder twins fan Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Funny, let Jack Mayfield hit a homer & strike out Ohtani
yeahyabetcha Verified Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Just can’t wait for the Simmons trade so we get to see Gordon playing next to Austudillo on the left side.
Vanimal46 Old-Timey Member Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 Forgot there was a baseball game going on tonight…
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 19 minutes ago, operation mindcrime said: In the top of the 4th Justin Upton struck out for the 1916th time in his career. This puts him in a tie with Curtis Granderson for 10th place all-time! He's only 27 strikeouts away from passing Jose Canseco for sole possession of 7th place! Miguel Sano says "that's cute."
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted July 23, 2021 Posted July 23, 2021 1 minute ago, Vanimal46 said: Forgot there was a baseball game going on tonight… There are several. Also Angels-Twins.
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