Game Thread: Twins vs Yankees 7/23/19 7:10 CDT

[Dave The Dastardly]

 

Depends on the age of our intro writer. If the events took place prior to 2000, then there is no way he could pass for a Red Sox or Patriots fan - Cowboys fan maybe.  

Waaaaaaay before 2000. The dinosaurs were gone but you could still see their footprints.

[Mill1634]

OH MY GOD

 

MIGUEL FREAKING SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[twinssporto]

WAY TO F'ing GO!!!!!!  SWEET!!

[MNT1996]

SANO MY GOD

[snepp]

SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[tvagle]

My bad...Wrong Field

 

SANO!!!!!!!

[Tom Froemming]

 

Plain ridiculous.  

Sucks. You have to acknowledge that bad calls are going to happen, they just are, but that was such a terrible time for one.

[TFRazor]

Called it. Thank you baby jesus

[operation mindcrime]

SANO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[SwainZag]

YES.

[FLTwinsGuy]

Good lord this game is going to put me in the hospital

[IndianaTwin]

FROSTY THE SANO-MAN!!!!!!!!!

[Aggies7]

I have goosebumps

[Blake]

 

[Don Walcott]

Sano don’t hit for clutch.

[nicksaviking]

Wow, that one went very far.

[Riverbrian]

48 FONT SIZE ISN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR THAT!!!

[PseudoSABR]

MY POOR DEAR HEART!!!!!

[MNT1996]

GIVE THIS MAN A ****ING CURTAIN CALL

[Aggies7]

Sano don’t hit for clutch.

He has been lately for sure

[USAFChief]

SANO!!!

[snepp]

BLEEPITY BLEEP THE YANKEES!

[Bandit34]

Atta boy Miguel!

[IndyTwinsFan]

I think Sano just gave us a reprieve!!!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Calling Sano to Right-Center gone

Well done.

[snotboogie]

 

[Pius Jefferson]

This is like the Springfield Nuclear Power Plant vs Shelbyville Nuclear Power Plant softball game.

[SwainZag]

That was absolutely CRUSHED. Hooooooly mooooly.

[mickeymental]

this yankees team is a fraud.

[Blake]

I hope the Yankee boards have gone into meltdown mode also.