Nine of twelve Verified Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Ein zwei-run dinger!Ein ein-run dinger und ein zwei-run dinger!
Riverbrian Old-Timey Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is KEPLER!!! Every once in awhile.
MVP Nick Punto Verified Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Maximus Decimus Keplerus showing that Germanic power! Why did I give him a Latin name, then?
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 SSS but garver doesn’t look like the same guy he was before his injury
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 But not often enough for the word to spread to Bauer.To be fair, his homer was the second pitch
Circus Boy Verified Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is KEPLER!!! Every once in awhile. It meets every unwritten rule.
Circus Boy Verified Member Posted June 6, 2019 Posted June 6, 2019 Whenever Rosario walks, the Twins win. You can look it up.
Danchat Old-Timey Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 I've got a good feeling about Berrios so far- I think this is one of his games where his stuff is going to be on point.
Aggies7 Old-Timey Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Lol another umpire who thinks 8” off the plate is a strike
IndianaTwin Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Der Schlagger update (7:12 EDT) -- with his next homer, he will tie Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list among players born in Germany. He has hit 18.50 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany.
IndianaTwin Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Der Schlagger update (8:00 EDT) -- with that homer, he has tied Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list players born in Germany. He has hit 18.72 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany. He needs eight more to tie Mike Blowers.
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 2 Homers driving in 3 runs... Now where have i heard that one before?
Pardon My Dinger Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.
LaBombo Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Apparently having no J.O. voodoo dolls within easy reach, Bremer resorts to the nearest alternative: ".... Berrios appears to be in command..."
FLTwinsGuy Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Indians r gunna explode on this ump soon lol
LaBombo Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous. Und eine Freikarte.
FLTwinsGuy Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 I'm about sick of Lindor this series
denarded Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 I hope we don't remember this as the 'Lindor Series' cause he is killing us
Pardon My Dinger Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.Quick follow up, gang: If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest? A. very interestedB. somewhat interestedC. not interestedD. yes
nmcowboy Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Excuse me waitress, may I have a Pulunco with an extra large side of GARVSAUCE!
Nine of twelve Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 This would be a good time for Bauer to make a mistake.
MVP Nick Punto Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Quick follow up, gang: If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest? A. very interestedB. somewhat interestedC. not interestedD. yesA&D
PDX Twin Verified Member Posted June 7, 2019 Posted June 7, 2019 Didn't we have a 4-run lead in the middle innings about 24 hours ago?
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