Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 3/31/18 @ 6:05 PM

[Riverbrian]

 

So anyway, no one interested in my beef with Tim Beckham?

 

Sorry

 

I thought you were being rhetorical. 

[Craig Arko]

Thank God I’m a country boy.

Something seems not right here.

[Squirrel]

A bear walks into a bar and says, "gimme... ... ...a cold one."

 

"Why the long pause" says the barkeep?

 

"Born with em."

Lol ... and you were waiting for me to say that I see.

[USAFChief]

 

Weirdly, to my POV, Dick Bremer has no such qualms. Whatever it is you're not talking about, I mean.

ftfy.

[Nine of twelve]

Anyone notice how Darvish got lit up today?

10.38 ERA today. And he was relieved by none other than Brian Duensing.

[USAFChief]

 

Sorry

 

I thought you were being rhetorical. 

concur.

 

Please...what's your beef?

 

[Blake]

CBU stand-in update: Twins continue to lead 6-0 and Twins pitchers continue to get the job done, producing a no-hitter so far.

 

However, the pitchers in question are named Gibson and Pressly. We're entering evil Spock territory with this one.

 

This has been a CBU stand-in update. 

[AlwaysinModeration]

 

Sorry

 

I thought you were being rhetorical. 

 

So I thought you'd never ask.  Let me tell you about my beef with Tim Beckham.

 

[USAFChief]

Glunn lurking.

 

watch your language everyone.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

Thanks Sconnie, that comes closest to my situation of anything yet. that might work.

good luck!

[AlwaysinModeration]

 

concur.

 

Please...what's your beef?

Let me tell you.

 

[Puckett34]

Knew that .500 average for Kepler wasn't sustainable.

[Blake]

 

So I thought you'd never ask.  Let me tell you about my beef with Tim Beckham.

Hopefully, it's a rare beef with Mr. Beckham.

[Riverbrian]

 

Thank God I’m a country boy.

 

Yeah... When you consider everything about you and your lifestyle.

 

I imagine it was nearly impossible for you to avoid getting tagged with that "Country Boy" nickname. 

 

I'll just call you CB for short. 

[Squirrel]

Glunn lurking.

 

watch your language everyone.

Talk about your long pause ...

[Aggies7]

Forgettable swing by byron

[USAFChief]

Yesterday I walked into a bar and ordered a punch.  Barkeep looks at me and says, "Sorry, if you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line...oh it's you, Chief.  There'll be no punch line."

[AlwaysinModeration]

So anyway, back on May 16, 2015, I am catching a Twins game on one of my rare trips to MN.  Scalp tickets behind home plate in the club section with my dad for $20 per ticket.  The seventh inning rolls around, and I am munching on some nachos.  Twins are leading, 3-1, Trevor May pitching to Tim Beckham, a man on.  2-0 count, fastball down the middle, and Beckham fouls it straight back...right at me.

[jimbo92107]

Buxton at the plate looks like he forgot everything he learned over the last two years. I hope he remembers fairly soon. 

[Puckett34]

 

Hopefully, it's a rare beef with Mr. Beckham.

I would say its beef wellington.  But he plays for the White Sox now.

[Vanimal46]

Gibby turning that corner, eh?

[jimmer]

 

Gibby turning that corner, eh?

well, certainly impressive today.

[Squirrel]

Knew that .500 average for Kepler wasn't sustainable.

The season’s still young ... never know

[ashbury]

ftfy.

I wasn't talking about that

.

 

_{^{/ wait, er, uh, does that mean I was?}}

[drock2190]

If you told me Gibson and Pressly would combine for a no hitter for 7 innings, last year....

 

 

 

I would of asked you what little league team they played!

[wavedog]

 

Anyone notice how Darvish got lit up today?

Hopefully the words of the Rolling Stones apply to this situation ....                                                           "You can't always get what you want

But if you try sometime you find
You get what you need"

[USAFChief]

 

Gibby turning that corner, eh?

pfft.  only 6 innings.  

[glunn]

 

Glunn lurking.

 

watch your language everyone.

I am at my office working, and taking a break to look for infractions.

[Squirrel]

Yesterday I walked into a bar and ordered a punch.  Barkeep looks at me and says, "Sorry, if you want a punch, you'll have to stand in line...oh it's you, Chief.  There'll be no punch line."

Kinda nice walking into bars where everyone knows your name.

[Craig Arko]

Glunn lurking.

 

watch your language everyone.

Lau via volo.