GAME THREAD: 6/22/22, Twins vs Guardians, 6:40 PM CT

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, wsnydes said:

Shocking that a woman classy enough to ask about an aria in a commercial hasn't seen Spaceballs! ?

Mel Brooks, yes.

Knowing opera arias isn’t about being classy … it’s just good sense!

[BH67]

2 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

Damn!

Impingement, pure and simple.

[Montdak]

“Sonny Gray has not given up more than two runs in any of his starts.”  Every time Bremer says something like that it seems to be the end of something like that.  Cross your fingers.

[LVTwinsfan]

16 minutes ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

The key to a pun contest is giving the rest of us a crack!

Clever, but still not funny

[Parfigliano]

1 minute ago, Schmoeman5 said:

Angel H at 1st base 2 nights in a row, so definitely behind the plate tomorrow. How does he have a job? Didn't he sue the umpires union 

Not first time he sued them.  Predicition....wont be the last.

[Vanimal46]

 

[Craig Arko]

9 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Ah, okay … not a computer person, as you know

But, heard the dress of Un Ballo in maschera’ today

How did the rest of the clothing sound?

[bighat]

OK Jeffers, all we need is a can-o-corn fly ball here. Nothing special, just don't strike out or pop out.

[RickOShea]

darn, the Twins runners sure blaze around the bases.  don't wanna chance the defense muffs on the play.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Clever, but still not funny

All the other good nut puns were already gobbled up

(how'm I doing?)

[rwilfong86]

20 minutes ago, RickOShea said:

It's not even the halfway mark of the season.  You need to realize that baseball is a game of endurance .  You can be an MVP the first 3 months and a trainwreck the last 3 months.

Barring an injury, the guy is gonna win the batting title and it probably won't even be close. Definitely deserving of some MVP votes. 

[wsnydes]

3 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Knowing opera arias isn’t about being classy … it’s just good sense!

Fair enough.  I assume that you're familiar with the musical offerings of The Producers then? ?

[Squirrel]

2 minutes ago, Craig Arko said:

How did the rest of the clothing sound?

For you lay persons … dress rehearsal

[LVTwinsfan]

4 minutes ago, Montdak said:

“Sonny Gray has not given up more than two runs in any of his starts.”  Every time Bremer says something like that it seems to be the end of something like that.  Cross your fingers.

He’ll be the first to tell you it’s not his fault, and I tend to agree, but just because you have the mic doesn’t mean you have to speak everything that comes to mind. He does end up with his foot in his mouth quite often

[rwilfong86]

59 minutes ago, Dave The Dastardly said:

I think it is coming to an end regardless. Skynet is a spreadsheet.

Is Skynet the spreadsheet Rocco uses??

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, bighat said:

OK Jeffers, all we need is a can-o-corn fly ball here. Nothing special, just don't strike out or pop out.

Can o’ corn … sounds like Hawk <shudders with the memories>

[rwilfong86]

1 hour ago, Craig Arko said:

Well at least we’re not playing for peanuts here.

Regardless of how the team does down the stretch, Arraez will make games watchable at least. 

[Mill1634]

JEFFERS!

[rwilfong86]

Jeffers big hit!

[rwilfong86]

Let's see if Gordon can bring in 2 runs here

[BH67]

6 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

Fair enough.  I assume that you're familiar with the musical offerings of The Producers then? ?

What've you got that I ain't got?

Whoops, my bad...I'm probably the only person who thought of the obscure '80s rock band before thinking of Mel Brooks and Gene Wilder.  Pardon me.

[Vanimal46]

Jeffers extending his extra base streak to 4 games! 

[LVTwinsfan]

Does Bremer have a clue?

[Squirrel]

3 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

He’ll be the first to tell you it’s not his fault, and I tend to agree, but just because you have the mic doesn’t mean you have to speak everything that comes to mind. He does end up with his foot in his mouth quite often

Don’t disagree, but when you have a mic and are supposed to fill the air, I think you end up with your foot in mouth on occasion … hazards of the job

[Tlaker]

27 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

What’s this mean? Who’s garbage here?

Computer data? Jeebus… you have never heard this?

[Vanimal46]

Much, much better outing from Winder. Won’t be long until we see him back in a Twins uniform. 

[Squirrel]

Just now, Tlaker said:

Computer data? Jeebus… you have never heard this?

Nope … I’m just a musician

[LVTwinsfan]

12 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Knowing opera arias isn’t about being classy … it’s just good sense!

Did she just call us classless or senseless?

[Craig Arko]

6 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

For you lay persons … dress rehearsal

And the dresses knew their parts? I’ll bet the shoe rehearsal was one for the ages.

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Nope … I’m just a musician

Cool! What instrument do you play?