Game Thread: Twins @ Red Sox 1:10 PM 4/15/2022

[Brock Beauchamp]

Stu speaking on behalf of Minnesota:

 

[MN_ExPat]

2 minutes ago, wsnydes said:

You...you get divots!  Deep divots.  Deep and plentiful divots!

Ok... so I'm going to go full bore and mention that a golf course is just a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range  

[KirbyDome89]

Sanchez swinging at ball 4 and 5 during that AB. Sox announcers having a field day making fun of the former Yankee

[RickOShea]

Just now, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

That would be so delightful.

[LVTwinsfan]

1 minute ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Today or just at some point?

[shortround81]

Anybody else get a little emotional on Jackie Robinson Day in MLB???

[bighat]

Saw on my phone: "Luis Arraez singles, Gordon scores" - and I thought it was weird that Gordon would be batting so early in the lineup....turned on the game and OHMYGOD.

So what was it? My guess is a hamstring. I think he tweaked it juuusssst before his slide.

 

[LastOnePicked]

1 minute ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Today or just at some point?

Trying to be vague enough to seem smart.

[bighat]

Who called Sano? YAS!

[Cap'n Piranha]

Jonron!

[LVTwinsfan]

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Nice

[Guest]

Let’s go Sanó!!

[Vanimal46]

Fitting that Sano’s first hit of the season is a BOMB!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Unbelievable. Which one of you jackholes called that again?

[Aggies7]

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Well done

[IndianaTwin]

4 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

POTD!!!!

All others need not apply.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, MN_ExPat said:

Ok... so I'm going to go full bore and mention that a golf course is just a willful and deliberate misuse of a perfectly good rifle range  

And I'm bringing @stringer bell with me!

[MN_ExPat]

2 minutes ago, LVTwinsfan said:

Today or just at some point?

Just now...  

[RickOShea]

Last One, can you pick up some POwerBall tickets for me?

[Cap'n Piranha]

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Quick!  Give me some stock picks!  What numbers do you like for the lottery tomorrow?

[LastOnePicked]

3 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

Ahem. (rubs knuckles on chest)

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, LastOnePicked said:

Sano breaks slump. Calling it.

This aged well.

[Brock Beauchamp]

1 minute ago, shortround81 said:

Anybody else get a little emotional on Jackie Robinson Day in MLB???

For sure, but then I suffer 50 mini panic attacks throughout the day as I realize I don't know who anyone is because they're all wearing 42.

[LastOnePicked]

Just now, RickOShea said:

Last One, can you pick up some POwerBall tickets for me?

I'm on it.

[cheeseheadgophfan]

Buxton mouthed "I heard it pop" as he was walking off the field........he wasn't limping at all.  Strange.

[shortround81]

Just now, Brock Beauchamp said:

For sure, but then I suffer 50 mini panic attacks throughout the day as I realize I don't know who anyone is because they're all wearing 42.

Just like PeeWee Reesee (or maybe Gene Hermanski) would've wanted it! 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Brock Beauchamp said:

Unbelievable. Which one of you jackholes called that again?

How many scotches in are we?

[LastOnePicked]

1 minute ago, Cap'n Piranha said:

Give me some stock picks! 

You got it. Go back to 1980 and invest in Apple.

[wsnydes]

Just now, USAFChief said:

How many scotches in are we?

Yeth.

[IndianaTwin]

1 minute ago, cheeseheadgophfan said:

Buxton mouthed "I heard it pop" as he was walking off the field........he wasn't limping at all.  Strange.

So maybe just a shoestring?