Game Thread: Twins vs. Yankees 5:10 pm PST (7:10 pm CST) 7/22/2019

[Squirrel]

 

Trolpo wasn't a troll, he was an artist.

 

I'm ~47% sure that Banksy and Trolpo are the same person.

yeah ... but too many would try to imitate the artist ... and fail ... and wouldn't understand the difference

[USAFChief]

 

Not a big fan of the moniker closer

We traded for someone named monika? And installed her as closer???

[TribeAZ13]

im kind of disgusted with myself that im mildly pulling for the twins to win this, bc i hate NY so much and have always respected the twins ...but still, i need a shower...  #unacceptable . lol

[Aggies7]

Get a ground ball

[a-wan]

 

We traded for someone named monika? And installed her as closer???

 

I think Rachel the opener was a better pickup.

[David HK]

 

Seriously how do the Twins not have a solid righty to bring in here

Easy.

 

They don't have one.

[Aggies7]

****

[USAFChief]

Shift happens.

[MVP Nick Punto]

 

im kind of disgusted with myself that im mildly pulling for the twins to win this, bc i hate NY so much and have always respected the twins ...but still, i need a shower...  #unacceptable . lol

Sometimes, it can feel nice to be dirty~

[DiscGolfer]

double play to end the game would seem fitting

[Aggies7]

MF*ing shift

[Aggies7]

I feel sick to my stomach

[Brock Beauchamp]

SONUVA--

[Mill1634]

Welp. Of course it has to be a stressful ending. 

[Brock Beauchamp]

Just awful luck.

[AZTwin]

They better make a trade after this and get some bullpen help!

[DocBauer]

Come on baseball gods! A slow roller like that?

[wabene]

Mommy I'm shakin, slap me

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Well at least the Yankees don’t have a deep lineup and after Judge it gets pretty meh

 

Or something

[ashbury]

It just can't be easy. Written in the unwritten rule book somewhere.

[a-wan]

Unlike with Adrianza pinch runs Gregorius can run:

 

28.1feet/second good for 119th in MLB.

[MVP Nick Punto]

 

Welp. Of course it has to be a stressful ending. 

This is Minnesota sports. And not of the college hockey variety. Stressful is all there is.

[SwainZag]

C'mon just roll one up and end this

[Richie the Rally Goat]

How come nobody ever wrote a song about Eau Claire?

challenge accepted

 

Justin Vernon of Bon Iver is from Eau Claire. He wrote this one about his home town

 

[Bandit34]

Please....

[DocBauer]

At some point I need to eat and send some emails. Aren't I owed a win and ending to this game?

[twinssporto]

I love the suspense!  

 

It's easy to watch after self medicating with a bottle of scotch and a bottle of Rolaids.

[Aggies7]

LETS ****ING GO

[Bandit34]

One more to go! Please get this one!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Back foot slider.

 

Deadly.