Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 4/1/18 @ 12:05pm CDT

[snepp]

[GCTF]

 

OH FOR FFS!

 

 

I walked away for 2 minutes.

Perhaps you should go for a walk to Brazil.

[mickeymental]

escobar needs to bunt more.

[ashbury]

Yeah...chickens contribute to breakfast.

 

Pigs...they're committed.

I've heard this parable many times during my career, and honest to gosh, it's always kept me just this side of the line to really throwing myself into projects.

[snepp]

 

"FOR FFS"??

 

Hitting the old Easter communion wine a little hard, are we?

 

Leftover from last night I believe.

[diehardtwinsfan]

another non-K for Buxton!

[Riverbrian]

 

The FSN scouting reports are a complete joke

 

On the other hand... Here's an example of a partial joke. 

 

Horse Walk Into a Bar.

 

Barten... 

[ashbury]

I was deployed to the middle east several times

I think you misunderstood what being deplored meant.

[ashbury]

Also, Berrios hitting 96 on April 1st is really nice to see

No foolin'?

 

PS: ecin.

[slash129]

Is it just me or does Morrison have that Private Pile look in his eyes?  It's like he saying to the pitcher ... "You already are in a world of s#$%#$%#$%!"

[jimbo92107]

Bremer just said one of the dumbest things I ever heard:

 

"I'm not a math guy, but it's hard to put backspin on a ball that comes at you with topspin."

 

WTF?? It's the same spin, just traveling in the other direction. Ghaaaaa!

[Vanimal46]

[USAFChief]

 

Bremer just said one of the dumbest things I ever heard:

 

"I'm not a math guy, but it's hard to put backspin on a ball that comes at you with topspin."

 

WTF?? It's the same spin, just traveling in the other direction. Ghaaaaa!

I was told there'd be no physics.

[Squirrel]

 

My god.

Yes?

[USAFChief]

Berrios looks pretty legit today.

[jimbo92107]

 

No problem with a prescription.

Speaking of which, I'm getting pretty good at making magical brownies over here in San Diego. The trick is adding walnuts. Well, the other trick... ;-)

Edited April 1, 2018 by jimbo92107

[snepp]

Bah.

[ashbury]

OH FOR FFS!

 

 

I walked away for 2 minutes.

SNEPP-ZIE!

 

Thank you very much!

[Mill1634]

The scouting reports for today have included the following:

# of starts

Number changes

The sky being the limit

 

Thanks for insight. 

[USAFChief]

well walnuts!

[AlwaysinModeration]

E7, got his glove on it.

[ashbury]

Grossman would have had that one.

 

 

 

_{^{/ April Fool!}}

[Vanimal46]

E7, got his glove on it.

And another erratic throw behind Dozier.

[Vanimal46]

Berrios looks pretty legit today.

It's a pleasure watching him pitch when he's in cruise control.

[BoofBonser]

 

No foolin'?

 

PS: ecin.

 

Be patient, the opportunity will present itself later today

PS: Let me know when Berrios hits 69 pitches

[PDX Twin]

That's just Eddie. Yesterday he keeps Gibson's no-hitter alive with a circus catch; today he ends Berrios's with a circus flail. 

[USAFChief]

 

E7, got his glove on it.

And just where the **** was Buxton?  Dude advertised as having some range.

[Vanimal46]

Be patient, the opportunity will present itself later today

 

PS: Let me know when Berrios hits 69 pitches

At the pace Berrios is going, that won't happen until the 8th inning!

[Blake]

 

I was told there'd be no physics.

Good morning.

 

Due to Easter service, I missed the Twins pounding the Orioles right off the bat.

 

But, that's okay, because it's not hard to figure out what's going on even when you join in the middle of the game.

[snepp]

Uppercut-swing.

 

 

Drink.