Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 4/1/18 @ 12:05pm CDT

[Squirrel]

 

Who knows what it would be like if it were childish.

Yeah, I don't want to know that much.

[twinsfanstreif]

Ish!

Mom? I didn't know you frequented this board

[Vanimal46]

Mom? I didn't know you frequented this board

Once you finish your peas, go to your room.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

What's on the menu today at your Easter festivities?

 

Turkey and stuffing

[Vanimal46]

Turkey and stuffing

What time should we head over?

[mickeymental]

this thread is starting to taste like deja vu all over again.

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

What time should we head over?

 

It should be done in an hour or so. If you can make the flight from Texas, you're welcome to stop by. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Buxton thrown out at home...

 

Is that a good AF joke?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

this thread is starting to taste like deja vu all over again.

I forget... Does deja vu go with white or red?

[Mill1634]

Twins gonna win 7-4. 

 

PTC - Logan Morrison 

[mickeymental]

 

I forget... Does deja vu go with white or red?

yogi beera.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

yogi beera.

That's right. You told me that last time i asked...

[jimbo92107]

Good intro, ssOo! 

 

Big Joe Berrios on the mound. I like our chances right there. Has Buxton got hit yet? 

 

May all your April Fools jokes be funny and harmless. Keep the safety on; yes, the gun is loaded.

[USAFChief]

So I got home really late last night, well past 0230.  

 

Mrs Chief was waiting for me..."You said you'd be home by 11:45!"

 

But this wasn't the game thread, and there WOULD be math involved.

 

"No, honey," I said.  "I told you I'd be home by a quarter of 12."

 

[Mill1634]

DOZIER!!!!!!!

 

HAPPY EASTER!!!!

[Riverbrian]

Dozier

[USAFChief]

Doze.  As expected.

[jimmer]

There you go Dozier!!!

[Vanimal46]

Dozier!!

[ashbury]

Dozier-zie!!!!

[jimbo92107]

That was quick. Dozier!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So... We can have nice things again?

[jimbo92107]

Dozier told Kepler he was going to bunt...

 

April Fools!

[USAFChief]

"That might have been something offspeed, at 82 MPH."

 

-B Blyleven.

[Mill1634]

FINALLY!!!

 

I love that move. Beat the shift. Perfect bunt. 

[USAFChief]

love it, Eddie.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

I love that... they are giving you a hit... take it. 

[Vanimal46]

Thanks for the free hit Baltimore.

[ashbury]

I like Rosario beating the shift with a bunt. Yes, it takes away from a chance for a HR in the particular instance, but in the long run he'll benefit.

[ashbury]

This would be a nice time for a LoMo base hit.