Game Thread: Twins @ Orioles, 4/1/18 @ 12:05pm CDT

[USAFChief]

Notice:  I'm out of likes.  And I'm WAY too lazy to go back and unlike some to get some more.

[Vanimal46]

"Dress like a green stadium chair day" is becoming one of the most popular promotions in Baltimore.

[Mill1634]

Joe still not using launch angles

[USAFChief]

 

"Dress like a green stadium chair day" is becoming one of the most popular promotions in Baltimore.

"like"

 

Also, Gausman attempting to make it even more popular as we speak.

[Nine of twelve]

I was told there'd be no physics.

The entire universe is math and physics and nothing more.

[AlwaysinModeration]

Not a swing.

[Mill1634]

Is molly mic'd up?

[Squirrel]

Whoa ... now that was a bad call.

[ashbury]

"Slicing but... fair."

 

Who you rooting for, Dick?

[snepp]

 

The entire universe is math and physics and nothing more.

 

And beer, brownies, and baseball.

[Vanimal46]

Can you challenge half swings? Ridiculous.

[jimbo92107]

Sano wants a fastball so bad... No way Gaussman is giving him one. 

[BoofBonser]

Rosario takes a HUGE hack at pitch #69 from Gausman

[ashbury]

This is a sign!

No, this is:http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2013/03/11/10516074/gI_141624_this-is-a-sign-www.jpg

[snepp]

 

Not a swing.

 

He doesn't want to watch Gausman any more either.

[USAFChief]

 

Rosario takes a HUGE hack at pitch #69 from Gausman

Yes, but in fairness, this applies to approximately 95 percent of all pitches thrown to Rosario.

[Nine of twelve]

The entire universe is math and physics and nothing more.

 

 

And beer, brownies, and baseball.

In my job I deal with interpreters from time to time. One recent encounter involved a Spanish interpreter. I told him the only Spanish I knew was tacos, cerveza and beisbol. He said, "Oh, all the essentials!"

[Vanimal46]

Arby's has gyros now... Hard pass.

[mickeymental]

 

Arby's has gyros now... Hard pass.

sounds more like a quick pass.

[Mill1634]

Baltimore is better at hitting the catcher than the ball TBH

[twinsnorth49]

Physics talk?

 

How does a game thread deteriorate into physics talk?

 

C'mon people, 

[USAFChief]

 

sounds more like a quick pass.

"like"

[Nine of twelve]

Physics talk?

 

How does a game thread deteriorate into physics talk?

 

C'mon people,

Deteriorate? Elevate is the correct term.

[Vanimal46]

Physics talk?

 

How does a game thread deteriorate into physics talk?

 

C'mon people,

North!! Welcome back!

[Nine of twelve]

This team is going to go 140-42. If we can play Baltimore every game, anyway.

[diehardtwinsfan]

Berrios looking primed for a huge step forward.

[AlwaysinModeration]

Gausman KOed after 4.

Berrios winning this battle so far.

[Nine of twelve]

Notice:  I'm out of likes.  And I'm WAY too lazy to go back and unlike some to get some more.

Can't you just ban someone and take all their likes? Someone other than me, of course.

[Blake]

 

 
 
In my job I deal with interpreters from time to time. One recent encounter involved a Spanish interpreter. I told him the only Spanish I knew was tacos, cerveza and beisbol. He said, "Oh, all the essentials!"

You forgot "bano."

 

And, after mas cerveza you might lose zapatos and need to find a zapateria.

[Nine of twelve]

Har-ha-hoo-hoe.