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Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/11/17 - 7:10pm CT

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ashbury GOAT

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You play a dangerous game my friend.

It may be Mrs. Ash's fault tonight. I asked her in what I thought to be an oblique way what she thought of baseball jinxes. She responded, "do they have a no-hitter?"

 

The local authorities have since asked me if I have legal representation or if the court needs to appoint one for me.

Aggies7 MVP

Aggies7

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

Cliches, like keep your eye on the ball

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I can give you not only that information but how to get there.

There will be no jumping or leaping or flying.

Squirrel GOAT

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Now why would you choose to bring up that unfortunate incident at ModCon'14 again?

 

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All I can say is ... there just wasn't enough booze for me to forget this moment.

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

The card says, "Don't drop the ball."

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70charger

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

They mentioned that in a broadcast recently. The statisticians-that-be put together a forward scouting report, listing hitter tendencies, suggested positioning, etc., and gave it to all of the outfielders. Think of it like a quarterback looking at the plays on his wrist.

 

I personally think it's a great idea.

ashbury GOAT

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Right hand above left".

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USAFChief

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Catch, then throw."

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D. Hocking

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Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

I think it was his invite to the next Twins Daily pub crawl.  He wants to make sure he doesn't lose it.

spinowner Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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Yippee! I just finished the last of my final-exam grading! Summer beckons!

Your dart board must be pretty worn out at this point.

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