Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/11/17 - 7:10pm CT

[Pardon My Dinger]

Chief no doubt remembers?

That's asking a lot of a guy chief's age.

[70charger]

Doesn't count. That was a strikeout.

 

Error on the ump.

[Cap'n Piranha]

The Twins can now resume talking to Hughes again.

[DrNeau]

THAT'S A SHAME!

 

http://i.imgur.com/LKucKBv.gif

[snepp]

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[Jerr]

Ohhh, that sounded really bad on the radio........................

[70charger]

That will murder his UZR or whatever.

[Aggies7]

Ut oh.

[USAFChief]

I show up and Buxton drops a can of corn.  I'll wear that one

 

My bad, folks.   My bad. 

[ashbury]

You play a dangerous game my friend.

It may be Mrs. Ash's fault tonight. I asked her in what I thought to be an oblique way what she thought of baseball jinxes. She responded, "do they have a no-hitter?"

 

The local authorities have since asked me if I have legal representation or if the court needs to appoint one for me.

[Aggies7]

All of a sudden the k zone shrinks

[Cap'n Piranha]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

[Pardon My Dinger]

I show up and Buxton drops a can of corn. I'll wear that one

 

My bad, folks. My bad.

Long as you're still wearin' them shorty shorts, we'll look past this.

[Aggies7]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

Cliches, like keep your eye on the ball

[notoriousgod71]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

Catching fly balls for Idiots

[Guest]

I can give you not only that information but how to get there.

There will be no jumping or leaping or flying.

[Aggies7]

Lol that wasn't even close

[Squirrel]

 

Now why would you choose to bring up that unfortunate incident at ModCon'14 again?

 

All I can say is ... there just wasn't enough booze for me to forget this moment.

[jimbo92107]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

The card says, "Don't drop the ball."

[70charger]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

They mentioned that in a broadcast recently. The statisticians-that-be put together a forward scouting report, listing hitter tendencies, suggested positioning, etc., and gave it to all of the outfielders. Think of it like a quarterback looking at the plays on his wrist.

 

I personally think it's a great idea.

[Oldgoat_MN]

What kinds of OF are the Sux used to playing against?

That looked like no one should have tried to get to 3rd on that.

[ashbury]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Right hand above left".

[PDX Twin]

Yippee! I just finished the last of my final-exam grading! Summer beckons!

[USAFChief]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Catch, then throw."

[D. Hocking]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

I think it was his invite to the next Twins Daily pub crawl.  He wants to make sure he doesn't lose it.

[USAFChief]

 

All I can say is ... there just wasn't enough booze for me to forget this moment.

Nor me.

[David HK]

I forget.  Do the Sox have a "vaunted" bullpen, or is like ours, a "daunted" one?

[USAFChief]

 

I forget.  Do the Sox have a "vaunted" bullpen, or is like ours, a "daunted" one?

No.

[spinowner]

 

Yippee! I just finished the last of my final-exam grading! Summer beckons!

Your dart board must be pretty worn out at this point.

[Danchat]

Sano's been taking so many walks this season he's probably burned off 20 pounds!