Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/11/17 - 7:10pm CT

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Speed kills!!!

 

Disregard.

[Blake]

Dozier!!

[Jerr]

DOOOOZIER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[spinowner]

So who needs pitching?

[snepp]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELS YEAH!

 

DOZIERZIE FOR MY 5,000!!!

 

 

http://i.imgur.com/VP21QZp.jpg

 

 

http://scribblescoop.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/5000-bill.jpg

 

http://i1056.photobucket.com/albums/t368/mrmojohalen/5000posts_zpsr2xm9fgg.jpg

[70charger]

He got all of that one!

[DrNeau]

DON'T TEST ME, SON!

 

http://mlb.mlb.com/mlb/images/players/head_shot/572821.jpg

Edited May 12, 2017 by DrNeau

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Bill Murray, is that you?

 

Obviously not, that happened on February 2.

[D. Hocking]

 

Who was complaining about Mauer and Escobar again?

 

[start of Mauer homerism]  I know Mauer is not playing like people would like and he had a horrible April and has deserved a lot of the criticism he has received, but it does seem like he is starting to get a little offensive life the last few weeks.  Still not where people would like him to be, but his bat seems a bit more productive and not as much of a black hole. [end of Mauer homerism]

 

I suppose I could look up some stats, but that seems too much like math for a game thread.

[Blake]

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

[snepp]

HAPPY B-DAY!!!

[Cap'n Piranha]

 

Let's go with collar. Whatever. I dig it.

 

Oh me too.  Hard to find fault with Audra.

 

Do we think Marnie watches these games from home while plotting Kerrigans?

[mikecgrimes]

I think I saw this game last weekend with Santana on the mound

[Joe A. Preusser]

Happy Birthday Miggy. Celebrate with 5 home runs.

I call 20% prediction on this.

[spinowner]

 

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

As god intended.

[70charger]

I am enjoying this game.

[Jerr]

 

Ooooooohhh ya gotta be kidding another HR????? And from Sano ?????? 

[DrNeau]

Do you even lift, BRO?!

 

Edited May 12, 2017 by DrNeau

[Craig Arko]

Holland seems rather hittable tonight.

[Pardon My Dinger]

Dang, stick a fork in this fool.

[Blake]

 

As god intended.

I no sooner posted that, looked up and Sano was trotting around the bases. I honestly thought I was engaging in a bit of hyperbole. 

[70charger]

 

Oh me too.  Hard to find fault with Audra.

 

Do we think Marnie watches these games from home while plotting Kerrigans?

 

I mean, she's no Jamie Hersch, but... Yeah, can't complain.

[Jerr]

 

I call 20% prediction on this.

It's either go ALL the way or go home. YOU need 4 more to be right     

Good start though!!!

Edited May 12, 2017 by Jerr

[David HK]

 

Between the pathetic Sox fielding and the penchant for the Twins to go deep, it may very well be a long evening for the Sox.

Heh.... the longerer, the betterer.

 

Kind of like their starter at nearly 50 pitches after 2.  

 

And I'm off to class just in time- not thinking about the bullpen experience of that last series at all.  And not jinxing us with that comment either.  (Geez, I hope, yah?)

[snepp]

Sano busts out the big gun.

[yarnivek1972]

If Miguel Sano wasn't such a great hitter, he would probably be a closer touching 100.

[spinowner]

Sanó tiene un cañón.

Edited May 12, 2017 by spinowner

[Joe A. Preusser]

It's either go ALL the way or go home. YOU need 4 more to be right     

Good start though!!!

That's tough but fair.

[Han Joelo]

This is the MLB TV game of the day, FYI. If you subscribe to MLB radio. Watching it on my phone. Funntreat so far.

[Blake]

 

    Food threads ??? Rule/DROOL!!!!!!!!!

By the way, I'm smoking some brats on the pellet grill and we're having au gratin potatoes on the side.