Twins (Kremer) vs Royals (Cameron): 08/05/26, 6:40 PM

[Hawkeye Bean Counter]

21 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Couple of dreamers tonight… 

Say what you will I’m generally pretty spot on with my takes.  

[lukeduke1980]

Who starts game 1 of a hypothetical playoff series vs the Twins Cameron or Dobnak

[Patzky]

Gee no challenge left.

[thelanges5]

Tied with the Tigers for 3rd in the Central. Tigers win later and we’re in 4th. 

[Mike Sixel]

No chicken dinner.....

[Saxophone Joe]

[Patzky]

No joy.

[Patzky]

Just now, Mike Sixel said:

No chicken dinner.....

Not even an egg.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Yet another game of pure offensive incompetence and ineptitude. 

Nothing unusual there.

[Over The Hill Again]

We were……..buyers? 

[AceWrigley]

Awwwwwwww crap.

[Mike Sixel]

Just now, Over The Hill Again said:

We were……..buyers? 

At the dollar store. 

[Hawkeye Bean Counter]

Well dang it my win prediction didn’t pay off but it wasn’t Kremer fault. 
 

Looks like it’s another negative update to post deadline record tracker. 

[jkcarew]

21 minutes ago, mrmpls said:

Headline would of been  Twins win on Bells  baserunning ,   

Or…Bell Gets on Base

[h2oface]

When a game ends a on a called 3rd strike that was a strike….. pathetic performance by the bats. Gotta protect the plate and at least try to fight off any close pitch, even if it is just off the plate. 

[puckett_34]

6 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

Noah Cameron 2026:

vs the Twins, allowed 2 earned runs in 27 innings = 0.67 ERA

vs the rest, 57 earned runs in 88.2 innings = 5.79 ERA

it’s worse than I thought. Double Woof. 

[MMMordabito]

Well, at least Kremer and Hoffman were the ones with control.

[Hubie29]

2 minutes ago, Over The Hill Again said:

We were……..buyers? 

We just bought the wrong things. We needed hitters, not pitching. 

[jaimedude]

Caratini hasn't hit well in over a month. His disastrous double play snuffed out the only rally we had. tonight Twins need a boost of speed and some fresh legs in infield. They have some guys in AAA that can help, will Zoll have the courage to intervene. 

[Saxophone Joe]

Rock bottom for the bats., Get it together! 

[Patzky]

Just now, jaimedude said:

Caratini hasn't hit well in over a month. His disastrous double play snuffed out the only rally we had. tonight Twins need a boost of speed and some fresh legs in infield. 

If only there was a way..

[Patzky]

Just now, Hubie29 said:

We just bought the wrong things. We needed hitters, not pitching. 

Was obvious. 

[h2oface]

Twins will be in 4th in division if Tigers beat Seattle tonight. 

[Saxophone Joe]

Just now, jaimedude said:

Caratini hasn't hit well in over a month. 

He basically stopped producing the moment Jeffers came back. 

[ashbury]

10 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

The last line of your

most eloquent Twins Daily 

haiku is too long.

There was an old man                         Said with a laugh, "I
From Peru, whose lim'ricks all            Cut 'em in half, the pay is
Look'd like haiku. He                             Much better for two."

 

[Irishman]

You cannot win the games with only 2 hits!   They are so horrible.    No fun watching the lousy Twins!   

[h2oface]

2 minutes ago, Hubie29 said:

We just bought the wrong things. We needed hitters, not pitching. 

Needed both. And not fringe. 

[Mike Sixel]

Have

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, Saxophone Joe said:

Rock bottom for the bats., Get it together! 

My fault.  West coast time - had to step away for dinner.  I'm sure I could have put on a rally cap or something to help the cause.

[IndyTwinsFan]

Just now, Irishman said:

You cannot win the games with only 2 hits!   They are so horrible.    No fun watching the lousy Twins!   

A classic understatement!