Twins (Ober) vs Cardinals (Pallante): 3/30/35, 1:15pm

[Parfigliano]

19 minutes ago, Patzky said:

We've gone from Bailey can't pitch against the Royals to Bailey can't pitch in Missouri. Hopefully it stops before Bailey can't pitch in the Midwest.

Pray it doesn't get to can't pitch in states that start with the letter M.

[CRF]

This game is ober. 

[jkcarew]

By the way…St. Louis isn’t very good.

[USAFChief]

3 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

This game has Randy Dobnak written all over it. 

No, it's Ober out there.

 

Bah-dum-tschhh

[Vanimal46]

3 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

This game has Randy Dobnak written all over it. 

Speaking of the devil… But don’t worry. We were told they hope Dobnak doesn’t throw a single inning for the Twins. 

[Peter]

Just now, Twins_Fan_in_NJ said:

Nah, not luck, Peter. The Twins aren't a very good baseball team. 

This is beyond upsetting!!! I’m livid how the season has started-safe to say after 3 games season is over. 🤬😡😤🤬😡😤🤬😡😤🤬

[IndyTwinsFan]

7 minutes ago, OvertheHill said:

0.91 run expectancy. 
Not with Rocco’s squad. 

More like zero point zero.

[Patzky]

Just now, Peter said:

This is beyond upsetting!!! I’m livid how the season has started-safe to say after 3 games season is over. 🤬😡😤🤬😡😤🤬😡😤🤬

Cardinals are the best team we have played all year.

[Twins_Fan_in_NJ]

What are the Twins going to look like when they play a good team. Oof.

[nicksaviking]

I too would like to sell may share of the Twins.

I'm asking for market value of $100.00 or you can pay me $19.99 per month for five months. Upon payment I will give you my password.

[AceWrigley]

He's dead Jim.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, jkcarew said:

By the way…St. Louis isn’t very good.

Most salient point of the thread.

[Vanimal46]

Whelp. This can’t go any worse. 

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, jkcarew said:

By the way…St. Louis isn’t very good.

So, what does that say about us?  Not very much of a positive nature. 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

41 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Ober's CYA campaign off to a shaky start.

“Get back to me in 45 minutes”

-me, 45 minutes ago 

[Patzky]

Think we will be seeing fresh bullpen arms called to Chicago tomorrow.

[Craig Arko]

It’s just barely possible that this isn’t our year.

[gregens]

I'm starting to think the Twins might not win this game.   But the Cardinal players (as adult men) weakly flapping their arms is embarrassing.

[SteveLV]

I'm out.

MLB is broken as hell, and our local 9 is in for a LONG year.

If they somehow ever get back above .500, I will re-visit (not that anyone cares anyways.)

Good luck with the sale of the team, Pohlads.

This is simply too brutal to care about.

[Aggies7]

So when does the Vikings schedule come out? Good grief cooked before the calendar turns to April. 

[C-Gangster]

Jheez we suck )-: But they're still my favoraite team... somehow 

[IndyTwinsFan]

1 minute ago, Patzky said:

Think we will be seeing fresh bullpen arms called to Chicago tomorrow.

How about a whole new team, including the manager?

[KirbyDome89]

3 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Speaking of the devil… But don’t worry. We were told they hope Dobnak doesn’t throw a single inning for the Twins. 

Exactly what you want when handing out a roster spot.

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, AceWrigley said:

He's dead Jim.

 

[Aggies7]

4 minutes ago, Vanimal46 said:

Whelp. This can’t go any worse. 

I remember 2016 with Fernando Rodney barely securing our first win in our tenth game

[Patzky]

1 minute ago, IndyTwinsFan said:

So, what does that say about us?  Not very much of a positive nature. 

Cubs and Brewers Stink. Maybe they will win the NL Central.. or Cincinnati 

[UpstateNewYorker]

Ober sporting a 36.00 ERA.

[Peter]

1 minute ago, gregens said:

I'm starting to think the Twins might not win this game.   But the Cardinal players (as adult men) weakly flapping their arms is embarrassing.

They may be this years white sox. 

[AceWrigley]

Just now, Aggies7 said:

I remember 2016 with Rodney barely securing our first win in our tenth game

Roundhouse Rodney?

[Patzky]

Just now, IndyTwinsFan said:

How about a whole new team, including the manager?

St Paul is supposed to be pretty good this year ..