Game Thread: Twins vs. Seattle, 4/9/22 @ 1:10pm CT

[Squirrel]

Oh ****

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Kaopectate? Pepto bismal?

Swing and a miss.

"Geritol" was the humorous response you were looking for.

[Mill1634]

Sigh. 

 

A 2 strike HR to the 9 hitter. 

[RickOShea]

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

[LastOnePicked]

Opponent-jinxing not yet going to plan. 

[ashbury]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Oh ****

And with that... my indoor time allotment is consumed, on this glorious day out West, and I will leave it to the rest of you to root this eventual win home.

[USAFChief]

"Left that pitch up and he did. not. miss."

 

channelling my inner Bert.

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, RickOShea said:

Twins are doing a good job in creating demand for future ticket sales.

Among away fans?

[LastOnePicked]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

my indoor time allotment is consumed, on this glorious day out West

Happy trails. We'll sink these Ms yet.

[Aggies7]

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

Among away fans?

Butts in seats are butts in seats, no?

[Mill1634]

Not a great start for Gray, but he did enough. The offense has to be better. Didn't have great command, and didn't seem to be able to put hitters away in a friendly strike zone. 

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

you forgot the "/s"

[Puckett34]

1 minute ago, Aggies7 said:

this year is gonna be different, I know it!

 

gonna need Lucy's psychiatric help by July

[PDX Twin]

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

[Aggies7]

hey how's about we show any sort of life this inning huh

[Puckett34]

Just now, PDX Twin said:

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

 

Ah, but you see, mostly dead is still slightly alive.

[wsnydes]

2 minutes ago, Puckett34 said:

 

gonna need Lucy's psychiatric help by July

She really should raise her prices in this economy.  At this rate, her services are going to be in high demand.

[RpR]

I said in a different post, what we are come May 1 will determine the season.

We miss Cruz badly.

[Aggies7]

7 k's already. 

[Mill1634]

At least Buxton's ST stats gave us hope...

[Aggies7]

the beautiful thing about baseball is that even amidst all the changes, everyone here knew that leaving the bases loaded was going to bite us.

[cheeseheadgophfan]

Buxton's start to the season just goes to show that spring training results mean absolutely NOTHING.

[Mill1634]

Just now, cheeseheadgophfan said:

Buxton's start to the season just goes to show that spring training results mean absolutely NOTHING.

Polanco's ST stats seem to mean SOMETHING

 

[Puckett34]

Just now, Mill1634 said:

Polanco's ST stats seem to mean SOMETHING

 

[Irishman]

12 minutes ago, PDX Twin said:

We might come back to win this one, but looking at the schedule we could go 0-10 before KC.

Let's go for 0-162!    LOL!  

[shortround81]

But we have vibrating seats in the concourse. That's cool

[wsnydes]

Pick offs are nice.

[USAFChief]

"In play, runs" please.

[USAFChief]

Scottie Scheffler putting on a clinic at the Masters in case anyone cares.