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New Sheriff in Town

Negativity Police

By Negativity Police
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Craig Arko Minnesota Twins

Craig Arko

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 Then again, that's a borderline negative way to be. I'll take that one back. I'm sorry.

Live long and prosper.

 

And beer if you drink it.

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USAFChief GOAT

USAFChief

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I heard St Peter dug up some Spiro speech clips to teach Park English. Is that true?

If so, he picked a poor method.

sampleSizeOfOne MVP

sampleSizeOfOne

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...

 

And, I'm all out of gum.

 

...

I think i have found the problem here.

 

Don't worry. I'll bring gum enough for everyone.

 

(Now all i need are them sunglasses...)

 

Yeah, i'm looking foreward to game threads too.

 

Glad to see folk have been honing their wit during the offseason!

nicksaviking MVP

nicksaviking

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I heard St Peter dug up some Spiro speech clips to teach Park English. Is that true?

How does he not know English? All the extras on MASH at least spoke SOME English? I thought it was the national language.

 

Was that not filmed on site in Korea?

formerly33 Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

formerly33

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(...)

Glad to see folk have been honing their wit during the offseason!

Our success equates to that of Gibson, Hughes, Milone, and May's:

 

20160226_bjh_0973.jpg

 

(Except me, of course, who simply deigned to offer any effort on my part, preferring to be an unnoticed individual in the background rather than the panting subject in the front.)

 

That said, good to see ya, Sample! It's been a long time. :)

Squirrel GOAT

Squirrel

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The whole Moderator deal reminds me, what happened to Snepp?

And I for one appreciate the realists on TD.

I miss the Master of Snark immensely! There was/is none better ... can't imagine anyone wearing that crown other than him!

 

We've had word from him that family and work has overtaken his time, but all is well.

Richie the Rally Goat St Paul Saints

Richie the Rally Goat

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I miss the Master of Snark immensely! There was/is none better ... can't imagine anyone wearing that crown other than him!

 

We've had word from him that family and work has overtaken his time, but all is well.

good to hear that he is doing well, I miss his contributions here as well.
D. Hocking FCL Twins

D. Hocking

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How does he not know English? All the extras on MASH at least spoke SOME English? I thought it was the national language.

Was that not filmed on site in Korea?

 

Good point - - they were so detailed and authentic with the early 50's clothes and hair styles you really felt you were in 1953 Korea.  Maybe he speaks with a Winchester Bostonian accent.

 

One of the radio guys (Derek Whetmore?) was saying that he is under the impression that he has a fairly good understanding of English.

Jham FCL Twins

Jham

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If we got rid of all the posts irrationally bashing the Twins, we'd just be left with the posts irrationally bashing the White Sox...  

nicksaviking MVP

nicksaviking

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Good point - - they were so detailed and authentic with the early 50's clothes and hair styles you really felt you were in 1953 Korea.  Maybe he speaks with a Winchester Bostonian accent.

 

One of the radio guys (Derek Whetmore?) was saying that he is under the impression that he has a fairly good understanding of English.

Thanks to Alan Alda surely.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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Sort of a shish nabob.

I had to stop and admire the simple brilliance of this post.

 

Then I realized that I had stopped and I was getting nowhere.

D. Hocking FCL Twins

D. Hocking

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If we got rid of all the posts irrationally bashing the Twins, we'd just be left with the posts irrationally bashing the White Sox...  

 

Except bashing the White Sox would NOT be irrational.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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Good point - - they were so detailed and authentic with the early 50's clothes and hair styles you really felt you were in 1953 Korea.  Maybe he speaks with a Winchester Bostonian accent.

 

One of the radio guys (Derek Whetmore?) was saying that he is under the impression that he has a fairly good understanding of English.

Radio Guys are poor judges of English Language pro fishing tee.

Vanimal46 GOAT

Vanimal46

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I miss the Master of Snark immensely! There was/is none better ... can't imagine anyone wearing that crown other than him!

 

We've had word from him that family and work has overtaken his time, but all is well.

Well, if you recall ChiTown, Snepp went DEEP undercover to investigate Moderator-Gate 2015, and provide insight for the Sunday morning interview on my game thread.... I don't think he's ever been able to recover from that operation.

Riverbrian Cooperstown

Riverbrian

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Thanks.

I been still habitually reading stuff, i just been too lazy to chime in most of the time.

Like a bear... You have surfaced.

formerly33 Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

formerly33

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Just wondering Sheriff, if that's a Louisville Slugger hiding under that 10 gallon hat, or are you just happy to see us all?

Nah, I was thinking maybe it's Trevor May. He wouldn't have much incentive to be overly ecstatic to see us all. ;)

Blake All-Star

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 Then again, that's a borderline negative way to be. I'll take that one back. I'm sorry.

The Negativity Police put themselves in the penalty box? Is this a major or a minor penalty?

Blake All-Star

Blake

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I think we should declare this thread the official "gameday spring training thread."

 

It's got all the needed elements. 

 

Okay, only one real element is needed for gameday threads: weirdness.

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