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This was seen in the club house - rumor has it they are signing him to be back-third baseman and to be the club house guy to take over the dance parties -- they just need to deal with the whole not breathing thing.

 

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This was seen in the club house - rumor has it they are signing him to be back-third baseman and to be the club house guy to take over the dance parties -- they just need to deal with the whole not breathing thing.

 

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Make no mistake: I am a real no-nonsense type of guy. So this...this just isn't going to fly.

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Make no mistake: I am a real no-nonsense type of guy. So this...this just isn't going to fly.

Your humor...it's dry.  Your brow...it's high.

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This thread really makes me feel like the baseball season is almost here - it has a very game thread quality in its logic and linearity. 

Um, what? There's logic in game threads? Huh. Who knew?

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Um, what? There's logic in game threads? Huh. Who knew?

The adjective you're looking for is "twisted."

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btw, do you have any stats to back up your belief this place is all negative, or is this based purely on the eye ball test?

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This thread made me think of game threads, game threads made me think of Hannahs horse, and Hannahs horse made me.............. Anyway! If we eliminate the Mauer Sucks, Sano can't play RF, and the Pohlads are cheap posts, what's left to talk about?

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This thread made me think of game threads, game threads made me think of Hannahs horse, and Hannahs horse made me.............. Anyway! If we eliminate the Mauer Sucks, Sano can't play RF, and the Pohlads are cheap posts, what's left to talk about?

The weather, I suppose. All Midwesterners know how to small talk about weather.

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This thread made me think of game threads, game threads made me think of Hannahs horse, and Hannahs horse made me.............. Anyway! If we eliminate the Mauer Sucks, Sano can't play RF, and the Pohlads are cheap posts, what's left to talk about?

punto!

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This thread made me think of game threads, game threads made me think of Hannahs horse, and Hannahs horse made me.............. Anyway! If we eliminate the Mauer Sucks, Sano can't play RF, and the Pohlads are cheap posts, what's left to talk about?

Alcohol. Cigars. Brats. Dogs. Maybe actual baseball once in a while. Maybe.

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I can see it now, a new Post. Twins too cheap to put a roof on TF, or keep Punto. Greedy owners raise price of beer, tobacco, and brats. And it's a well know fact that Jim Pohlad does not like dogs! Goes a minimum of 8 pages! :)

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It seems like the only thing missing from this thread is some Mark DeRosa

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It seems like the only thing missing from this thread is some Mark DeRosa

http://bronxbaseballdaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/12/mark-derosa2.jpg

Dave is not on his game it would seem!

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