Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 3/28@3:10pm CDT

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Not sustainable.

And not sustained. 

[ashbury]

5 minutes ago, weneedneshek said:

Royce Lewis 5.000 OPS season still on the menu

Can confirm.

[stringer bell]

20% K rate—acceptable. 

[ashbury]

2 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

There's your run, Pablo.

This aged well.

[Parfigliano]

Bad Pablo

[weneedneshek]

Royce's was longer

[bighat]

Ooof, Pablo. Really? 

[cHawk]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

There's your run, Pablo.

[CRF]

Didn't take long for Pablo to give it back.☹️

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Someday we will hold a lead longer than this.

[wsnydes]

11 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I got asked to join a blindfolded archery league. I was skeptical at first, but I gotta say, I tried it, and I didn't know what I was missing!

Plausible deniability will come in handy at trial.

[PDX Twin]

1 minute ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Someday we will hold a lead longer than this.

And some days we won't even have a lead.

[Azviking101]

Stick with that fastball for now until that sweeper has some control 

[USAFChief]

2 minutes ago, ashbury said:

This aged well.

Was predicting pitching line.

[IndianaTwin]

12 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

I got asked to join a blindfolded archery league. I was skeptical at first, but I gotta say, I tried it, and I didn't know what I was missing!

Bad as it is in the other 49 states, do people on this site know that it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly at Chief’s jokes when in Hawaii?

It has to be a lo “ha.”

[ashbury]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Bad as it is in the other 49 states, do people on this site know that it’s actually illegal to laugh loudly at Chief’s jokes when in Hawaii?

It has to be a lo “ha.”

Watch out, Chief.  IT came to the game thread, prepared.

[USAFChief]

Sal Perez has 246 career HRs.

Interesting trivia: 257 of them have been against the Twins. 

[cHawk]

Just now, USAFChief said:

Sal Perez has 246 career HRs.

Interesting trivia: 257 of them have been against the Twins. 

Who were the other -11 HR's against?

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, ashbury said:

Watch out, Chief.  IT came to the game thread, ill prepared.

FTFY

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

Sal Perez has 246 career HRs.

Interesting trivia: 257 of them have been against the Twins. 

I understood there was to be no meth....

[USAFChief]

Just now, cHawk said:

Who were the other -11 HR's against?

The rest of the league. Jeez. Seems obvious

[weneedneshek]

Getting a Laz Diaz masterclass today

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Snapper mow us down inning?

[USAFChief]

I'm pretty sure we had a foul ball somewhere in that inning, no?

[bighat]

4 straight K's for the Twins. Love me some opening day, hard to watch an entire inning+ where the team doesn't even put the ball in play. Hope baseball continues to explore ways to fix this league-wide problem. 

[cHawk]

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

The rest of the league. Jeez. Seems obvious

That's impressive that he was able to find all 11 of those balls and hit them back to home plate.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I was never good at commercial branding...

 

[Doctor Gast]

It seems the strikes & balls calling is favoring Ragans

[bighat]

Great D by Correa there. 

[sampleSizeOfOne]

1 minute ago, cHawk said:

That's impressive that he was able to find all 11 of those balls and hit them back to home plate.

I thought he just ran clockwise.

Maybe it was in the other hemisphere?