Game Thread: Twins vs Yankees 7/23/19 7:10 CDT

[Riverbrian]

 

Chief tells jokes?
 

 

Not really... no. 

[Mill1634]

I would've went with Stewart against 7-8-9....but we'll see.

[tvagle]

 

With all the choices... Selecting a wine is one of the most intimidating things I have ever faced.

 

I stopped going to Costco as a result. 

I picture you just waiting for the $1 days at Happy Harry's

[nicksaviking]

Parker’s 5 straight scoreless outings = Twins most reliable reliever- sources confirm.

[USAFChief]

 

Costco carries some good wines, but be careful in the summer. A few years back both a wine-buddy and I ended up with some bottles of reliable wines that we knew and liked that had been "cooked" by improper storage in hot weather---yes, even in Portland. I don't buy much wine there anymore, but never in July through October.

Fortunately we don't have a heat problem here in Tucson in July.

[twinssporto]

I have to do the Game Thread opener tomorrow.  Any topics you want covered? 

 

I'm thinking of playing a drinking game but since this is a family web site I'm reluctant.  

[sampleSizeOfOne]

Not really... no.

Thanks.

 

They had me going there, for a minute.

[John Kelsey]

Parker is harder to watch than Gibson. 

[FLTwinsGuy]

Can anyone ever have a clean inning?

[Aggies7]

Just a clean inning. Just can’t happen can it

[nicksaviking]

Parker’s 5 straight scoreless outings = Twins most reliable reliever- sources confirm.

Also that joke goes over anyone’s head who’s not watching FSN.

[Brock Beauchamp]

While Parker isn’t a good pitcher, at least he’s irritating to watch pitch.

[David HK]

Thanks, Marnie, for that T-wolves update.

 

All I can say is, 5 first-basemen?

[Riverbrian]

 

I picture you just waiting for the $1 days at Happy Harry's

 

The Famous Penny Sale... You Betcha... But Seriously... I stand in the aisles and can't freaking decide. 

 

I end up buying a wine just like I vote for the Country Commissioner. Umm... Bob sounds like a good name... I'll vote for Bob.

 

I have no idea what Bob stands for or tastes like. 

[USAFChief]

 

While Parker isn’t a good pitcher, at least he’s irritating to watch pitch.

Yeah, but he mitigates that by being slow.

[gil4]

 

Hope you left room for some late night Chicken

Shhhhhhh. Don't jinx it. 

[Aggies7]

Put Rogers in this is a joke

[Mill1634]

Welp. Nobody said this was gonna be easy

[TFRazor]

Can we put stashak back in

[mrtwinsfan]

Better bring May in

[HawksNest]

Ok, get someone else warmed up

[jz7233]

Parker needs to go

[USAFChief]

Parker is working himself up on my all time Twins **** list.

[nicksaviking]

The Famous Penny Sale... You Betcha... But Seriously... I stand in the aisles and can't freaking decide. 

 

I end up buying a wine just like I vote for the Country Commissioner. Umm... Bob sounds like a good name... I'll vote for Bob.

 

I have no idea what Bob stands for or tastes like.

 

You mean you don’t go by the most interesting label? Yeah, you’re doing it wrong.

[David HK]

 

Not really... no. 

Au contraire, mon frere...

 

I thought "the Good Kirkland" was hilarious.

[FLTwinsGuy]

This is a constant nightmare

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I have to do the Game Thread opener tomorrow. Any topics you want covered?

 

I'm thinking of playing a drinking game but since this is a family web site I'm reluctant.

Not a moderator, so take my suggestions carefully, but you can coach it is a thinking game instead.

[John Kelsey]

I think I'd rather see Stewart at this point. 

[Mill1634]

Really think Rogers and Stewart are the only two available. Harper too probably, but would prefer not to throw him. Will be interesting to see how the next 6 outs are pieced together. 

[mickeymental]

clone rogers!