Game Thread: Twins @ Indians, 6/6/19 @ 6:10pm CST

[MNT1996]

Atta boy Max

[nmcowboy]

KUPHLARRRRR!!!

 

[Nine of twelve]

 

Ein zwei-run dinger!

Ein ein-run dinger und ein zwei-run dinger!

[Riverbrian]

The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is 

 

KEPLER!!!

 

Every once in awhile. 

[MVP Nick Punto]

Maximus Decimus Keplerus showing that Germanic power! Why did I give him a Latin name, then?

[MVP Nick Punto]

Maxamilion!!!

ftfy

[Aggies7]

SSS but garver doesn’t look like the same guy he was before his injury

[Aggies7]

But not often enough for the word to spread to Bauer.

To be fair, his homer was the second pitch

[Circus Boy]

 

The only thing I'm going to post in this game thread is 

 

KEPLER!!!

 

Every once in awhile. 

It meets every unwritten rule.

[Circus Boy]

Whenever Rosario walks, the Twins win. You can look it up.

[LVTwinsfan]

Maximum Kepler

[Danchat]

I've got a good feeling about Berrios so far- I think this is one of his games where his stuff is going to be on point.

Edited June 7, 2019 by Danchat

[Aggies7]

Lol another umpire who thinks 8” off the plate is a strike

[IndianaTwin]

Der Schlagger update (7:12 EDT) -- with his next homer, he will tie Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list among players born in Germany. He has hit 18.50 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany. 

 

 

 

Edited June 7, 2019 by IndianaTwin

[IndianaTwin]

Der Schlagger update (8:00 EDT) -- with that homer, he has tied Glenn Hubbard for second place on the career home run list players born in Germany. He has hit 18.72 percent of all home runs hit by players born in Germany. He needs eight more to tie Mike Blowers.

Edited June 7, 2019 by IndianaTwin

[Nine of twelve]

Ooooooooops!

[sampleSizeOfOne]

2 Homers driving in 3 runs...

 

Now where have i heard that one before?

[Pardon My Dinger]

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

[LaBombo]

Apparently having no J.O. voodoo dolls within easy reach, Bremer resorts to the nearest alternative: ".... Berrios appears to be in command..."

Edited June 7, 2019 by LaBombo

[FLTwinsGuy]

Indians r gunna explode on this ump soon lol

[LaBombo]

 

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

 

Und eine Freikarte.

[FLTwinsGuy]

I'm about sick of Lindor this series

[FLTwinsGuy]

GARVER!!

[luckylager]

Lindor is a good baseballer.

[denarded]

I hope we don't remember this as the 'Lindor Series' cause he is killing us

[Pardon My Dinger]

Kepler is in perfektenschläg tonight. Righteous.

Quick follow up, gang:

 

If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest?

 

A. very interested

B. somewhat interested

C. not interested

D. yes

Edited June 7, 2019 by Pardon My Dinger

[nmcowboy]

Excuse me waitress, may I have a Pulunco with an extra large side of GARVSAUCE!

Edited June 7, 2019 by nmcowboy

[Nine of twelve]

This would be a good time for Bauer to make a mistake.

[MVP Nick Punto]

Quick follow up, gang:

 

If I were to write a Kraftwerk-style Jock Jam about the life and eminence of Max Kepler, which of the following would most accurately describe your level of interest?

 

A. very interested

B. somewhat interested

C. not interested

D. yes

A&D

[PDX Twin]

Didn't we have a 4-run lead in the middle innings about 24 hours ago?