Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I got up this morning, thrilled the Twins swept a three game series from Seattle. Then, someone whispered in my ear and said, "Blake. It was a 4 game series and since when was Sunday an off day?" "Oh, and the Twins dropped the last game of the series." "Bummer," I replied. Which caused a bunch of people sitting near me to turn and look at me in a strange manner. I quickly tried to mask the fact I had replied out loud to my inner voice by pretending I was using my cell phone but, that didn't exactly work either because it was then I realized I was sitting in the hotel lobby in my boxers while writing this post. Traveling across multiple time zones has obviously scrambled what little is left of the aging gray cells. Anyway, the Twins taking 3 out of 4 from Seattle was fun to watch but, now they travel south to take on the Angels. A team that is flawed but has a couple of the most exciting players in baseball, Mike Trout and Ohtani. (no, I'm not going to try and spell his first name) I'm looking forward to this series against the Angels, though, I hope Mr. Trout and Mr. Ohtani to their thing against other teams and not the Twins. Some things to think about: 1: Byron Buxton: Finally breaking out?2. Martin Perez: Looking like quite the find.3. Jason Casto can actually hit?4. C.J. Cron. Didn't know who he was when acquired, but do now. Pitching for the Twins: Mike Odorizzi Pitching for the Angels: Taylor Cole 5. Play ball!
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 Disclaimer: The management of the hotel would like to apologize to all and sundry about the unfortunate boxer incident of this morning. In fact, we will now add another rule, known as the "Christopher Lloyd" rule when it comes to sitting in the lobby of our hotel. Pant and combing of the hair will be required. Sorry for the any inconvenience. -Hotel Management.
WLFINN Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Hopefully Mike is as good as Jake at throwing baseballs ....
tbhysgb Provisional Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 We need to get ourselves a mike Gibson
yarnivek1972 Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 We need to get ourselves a mike GibsonRather have Bob.
Don Walcott Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I'm looking forward to this series against the Angels, though, I hope Mr. Trout and Mr. Ohtani to their thing against other teams and not the Twins.Nice head fake. I was expecting Mike Trout and Tommy La Stella.
scottz Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I hope our baseball team wins tonight.
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Disclaimer: The management of the hotel would like to apologize to all and sundry about the unfortunate boxer incident of this morning. In fact, we will now add another rule, known as the "Christopher Lloyd" rule when it comes to sitting in the lobby of our hotel. Pant and combing of the hair will be required. Sorry for the any inconvenience. -Hotel Management.Welcome to the Hotel California. er... Los Angelos?of Anaheim?
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 Hmm, I wrote this opener after less than 5 hours of sleep and three two? time zone changes, yet it almost makes sense.
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 Welcome to the Hotel California.er... Los Angelos?of Anaheim?Knoxville, TN
sampleSizeOfOne Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Knoxville, TNThey do get around... There is a fort there, so i hear?
diehardtwinsfan Old-Timey Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Hmm, I wrote this opener after less than 5 hours of sleep and three two? time zone changes, yet it almost makes sense. You forgot to add the amount of adult beverages consumed.
MMMordabito Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I'll take the over on 9 or 9.5 runs. Twins win 9-5.
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 They do get around...There is a fort there, so i hear?No idea. I'm currently in Staunton, VA.
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 You forgot to add the amount of adult beverages consumed. None consumed. I'm one of those people who make more sense after I've been drinking. At least, that's what my buddies at the bar said....
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 Hopefully Mike is as good as Jake at throwing baseballs .... Mike, Jake, Mark. All four letter names. What do you expect after 2K miles and very little sleep?
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 I hope our baseball team wins tonight.Considering the opener, are we really sure who our team is?
psturnbloom Provisional Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 No Schoop, no Cron, no Gonzales...
ScrapTheNickname Provisional Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Knoxville, TN???????? I would really like to know. (Used to live there. Didn't know there was anything there, actually.)
twinsfanstreif Provisional Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 No Schoop, no Cron, no Gonzales...Will still hit 3 home runs and win by 5
Blake Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Author Posted May 20, 2019 ???????? I would really like to know. (Used to live there. Didn't know there was anything there, actually.)I believe Knoxville, TN, is home to Glenn Reynolds, of Instapundit internet fame. So, Knoxville has that going for it.
twinsfanstreif Provisional Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I moved to the UK a few months ago so I'm about to go to bed, the game is on at 3am here, hope to see a Twins win in the morning!
Don Walcott Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I believe Knoxville, TN, is home to Glenn Reynolds, of Instapundit internet fame. So, Knoxville has that going for it.Which is nice . . . .
Dave The Dastardly Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 Nothing bad ever happened to me in Knoxville. Come to think of it, nothing good ever happened to me in Knoxville either. Knoxville is like Nebraska; a good place to go through.
Dave The Dastardly Verified Member Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 I see Ohtani is slashing .267/.353/.400/.753 Castro, our Castro for godsakes!, is slashing .246/.370/.656/1.026 Now there's excitement!
USAFChief Twins Daily Contributor Posted May 20, 2019 Posted May 20, 2019 The lineup is starting to look a little threadbare. I wonder if Schoop is still fighting the shoulder thing. Itll be nice to get Cruz back, hopefully that won't take longer than the 10 day IL.
Blake Verified Member Posted May 21, 2019 Author Posted May 21, 2019 The lineup is starting to look a little threadbare. I wonder if Schoop is still fighting the shoulder thing.Itll be nice to get Cruz back, hopefully that won't take longer than the 10 day IL.Baseball in the baseball thread? Who are you and what have you done with Chief?
MNT1996 Verified Member Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 No Schoop, no Cron, no Gonzales... Will still hit 3 home runs and win by 5 Yup. It seems like whenever I doubt the line up that Rocco puts out there it's always the night that the Twins mash the stuffing out of the ball
bighat Verified Member Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 No Schoop, no Cron, no Gonzales... Here are the lineups in full, I didn't see them posted: Twins: Max Kepler (L) RF Jorge Polanco (S) DH Willians Astudillo ® 1B Eddie Rosario (L) LF Miguel Sano ® 3B Luis Arraez (L) 2B Jason Castro (L) C Ehire Adrianza (S) SS Byron Buxton ® CF Angels: Tommy La Stella (L) 2B Mike Trout ® CF Shohei Ohtani (L) DH Andrelton Simmons ® SS Kole Calhoun (L) RF Jonathan Lucroy ® C Brian Goodwin (L) LF Jared Walsh (L) 1B David Fletcher ® 3B
Nine of twelve Verified Member Posted May 21, 2019 Posted May 21, 2019 I believe Knoxville, TN, is home to Glenn Reynolds, of Instapundit internet fame. So, Knoxville has that going for it.UT is there, right? That must do something worthwhile for the place.
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