Game Thread: Twins @ Cleveland 5-13 @ 3:10 PM CT

[Vanimal46]

What's everyone doing for Mother's Day tomorrow?

[Jerr]

 

I like and can't stand the Kwik Trip guy both at the same time.

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[Vanimal46]

See ya Clevinger.... I'll always be jealous of your amazing locks of hair!

[Jerr]

 

What's everyone doing for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Mom and Dad have both passed, so here..?...just going to enjoy life, as they taught me....and get some hanging basket flowers to honor my Mom, who passed on her green thumb to me   

Edited May 13, 2017 by Jerr

[USAFChief]

My youngest--JrChiefJr--graduated yesterday with his Masters in education.  We went out as a family to celebrate, and decided on a Mexican place.

 

I was not happy with the service.  The waiter asked if we'd like to try the house appetizer special, and we all said "Sure!"

 

So he comes back a few minutes later, sets the stuff down...and for some reason, he won't let us eat it.

 

"Nacho cheese," he says.

 

 

[Pardon My Dinger]

You guys like smalley? I like him.

[BoofBonser]

 

What's everyone doing for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Baseball practice 

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

1pm here. And 48 with rain/clouds

Ah, now that's scotch weather.

[John Kelsey]

 

You guys like smalley? I like him.

 

He's not Bert, which is the best compliment i can give. 

[USAFChief]

 

What's everyone doing for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Figured I might sit on my *** and watch a ballgame.

 

You?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

All right...I'm back and Twins have a lead, as per my request..................    

Glad to obligue.

 

Anything else while we're at it?

[DrNeau]

Berrios!

[Danchat]

It is a relief to see Berrios having a solid start.

[Blake]

The Twins get a lead and, gasp, the pitcher keeps the lead.

 

Excellent baseball!

[Jerr]

 

Glad to obligue.

Anything else while we're at it?

No, what I asked was a lot and it was delivered!!!!!    

[ashbury]

All right...I'm back and Twins have a lead, as per my request..................    

 

Here's hoping we don't find a need to ask you to take another break later in the game for the same outcome.

[spinowner]

Ein dinger!

[bighat]

Kleveland Killer Kepler! 

[USAFChief]

laser show.

[Jerr]

Kepler!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crapforks]

I was just thinking that it's been a while since I watched Kepler hit it really hard.

[70charger]

 

Kepler down to .230.  I know he's had a bit of tough luck, but batting in the top/middle of the batting order isn't the place for him right now.  Switch him with Rosario tomorrow in the order. 

 

Totally called it.

 

Edit: I kid, in case that wasn't clear.

Edited May 13, 2017 by 70charger

[Pardon My Dinger]

Anyone else think Dick was surprised himself by that Steely Dan line coming out on the call?

[Jerr]

 

 
Here's hoping we don't find a need to ask you to take another break later in the game for the same outcome.

   BUT, I wasn't asked the first time..........  And I asked all of you to deliver.........................

Edited May 13, 2017 by Jerr

[USAFChief]

 

Anyone else think Dick was surprised himself by that Steely Dan line coming out on the call?

I'm watching the CLE broadcast...what was it?

[Pardon My Dinger]

I'm watching the CLE broadcast...what was it?

Back, Jack, do it again!

Edited May 13, 2017 by Pardon My Dinger

[glunn]

As a fan I am thrilled by Berrios' performance today.

 

As a moderator, I am not looking forward to all of the posts saying that he should have been brought up sooner and the responses to those posts.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I was kind of hoping Sano would drop that pop up.

 

Buxton, Mauer, Sano...three days in a row...woulda been kinda cool

[Jerr]

 

As a fan I am thrilled by Berrios' performance today.

 

As a moderator, I am not looking forward to all of the posts saying that he should have been brought up sooner and the responses to those posts.

Ok........................................why??????..................................???????

 

[spinowner]

I wouldn't want to pick it up with my bare hands