Game Thread: Twins @ White Sox, 5/11/17 - 7:10pm CT

[Pardon My Dinger]

Chief no doubt remembers?

That's asking a lot of a guy chief's age.

[70charger]

Doesn't count. That was a strikeout.

 

Error on the ump.

[Cap'n Piranha]

The Twins can now resume talking to Hughes again.

[DrNeau]

THAT'S A SHAME!

 

http://i.imgur.com/LKucKBv.gif

[snepp]

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[Jerr]

Ohhh, that sounded really bad on the radio........................

[70charger]

That will murder his UZR or whatever.

[Aggies7]

Ut oh.

[USAFChief]

I show up and Buxton drops a can of corn.  I'll wear that one

 

My bad, folks.   My bad. 

[ashbury]

You play a dangerous game my friend.

It may be Mrs. Ash's fault tonight. I asked her in what I thought to be an oblique way what she thought of baseball jinxes. She responded, "do they have a no-hitter?"

 

The local authorities have since asked me if I have legal representation or if the court needs to appoint one for me.

[Aggies7]

All of a sudden the k zone shrinks

Edited May 12, 2017 by Aggies7

[Cap'n Piranha]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

[Pardon My Dinger]

I show up and Buxton drops a can of corn. I'll wear that one

 

My bad, folks. My bad.

Long as you're still wearin' them shorty shorts, we'll look past this. Edited May 12, 2017 by Pardon My Dinger

[Aggies7]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

Cliches, like keep your eye on the ball

[notoriousgod71]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

Catching fly balls for Idiots

[Guest]

I can give you not only that information but how to get there.

There will be no jumping or leaping or flying.

[Aggies7]

Lol that wasn't even close

[Squirrel]

 

Now why would you choose to bring up that unfortunate incident at ModCon'14 again?

 

All I can say is ... there just wasn't enough booze for me to forget this moment.

[jimbo92107]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

The card says, "Don't drop the ball."

[70charger]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

They mentioned that in a broadcast recently. The statisticians-that-be put together a forward scouting report, listing hitter tendencies, suggested positioning, etc., and gave it to all of the outfielders. Think of it like a quarterback looking at the plays on his wrist.

 

I personally think it's a great idea.

[Oldgoat_MN]

What kinds of OF are the Sux used to playing against?

That looked like no one should have tried to get to 3rd on that.

[ashbury]

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Right hand above left".

[PDX Twin]

Yippee! I just finished the last of my final-exam grading! Summer beckons!

[USAFChief]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

"Catch, then throw."

[D. Hocking]

 

Buxton just took a card out of his pocket, looked at it, and put it back.  Then he did it again.  What is on that card?

 

I think it was his invite to the next Twins Daily pub crawl.  He wants to make sure he doesn't lose it.

[USAFChief]

 

All I can say is ... there just wasn't enough booze for me to forget this moment.

Nor me.

[David HK]

I forget.  Do the Sox have a "vaunted" bullpen, or is like ours, a "daunted" one?

[USAFChief]

 

I forget.  Do the Sox have a "vaunted" bullpen, or is like ours, a "daunted" one?

No.

[spinowner]

 

Yippee! I just finished the last of my final-exam grading! Summer beckons!

Your dart board must be pretty worn out at this point.

[Danchat]

Sano's been taking so many walks this season he's probably burned off 20 pounds!