Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[David HK]

 

Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

Which Paris?  Texas?  Tennessee?  Or that other one?

[USAFChief]

 

He was in Seine!

"Local man goes in Seine."

[USAFChief]

 

Which Paris?  Texas?  Tennessee?  Or that other one?

yes.

[spinowner]

 

He was in Seine!

Yep, I was going to say man goes in Seine.

[Jerr]

 

He was in Seine!

I thought it was only for RiverBrian.......

[ashbury]

By the way, the ball that was dropped by Oakland? Kepler's got that. 

Or Buxton, but now I'm merely stating the obvious.

[spinowner]

I see Plouffe still gets down the line just as fast as he did when he played here.

[Blake]

Ah, I see, so, Brian is telling us he fell into a river in the form of a joke.

[Riverbrian]

 

Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

 

If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

[PDX Twin]

 

"Local man goes in Seine."

 

Sorry. Guess I had the Rhone answer. But just Saone...

[Whammy]

Which Paris? Texas? Tennessee? Or that other one?

No rivers through those cities. Duh

[Vanimal46]

You are flying so close to the sun and don't even realize it.

Good thing I need a tan!

[USAFChief]

A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

[ashbury]

That ground ball by Sano had some exit velocity on it.

[Jerr]

 

If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

And Tennesse???????

[Riverbrian]

 

Sorry. Guess I had the Rhone answer. But just Saone...

 

Hey... Put those Oomlauts and stuff over European words. 

 

 

[USAFChief]

 

Or Buxton, but now I'm merely stating the obvious.

As expected.

[jimmer]

Oh please.  Announcers saying part of Mauer's problem is Target.  He had very good seasons in 2010, 2012, 2013 (3rd, 4th and 5th best OPS+, all at 140 or higher).  

 

His problems started with the concussion. Why it continues is anyone's guess.

Edited May 4, 2017 by jimmer

[Oldgoat_MN]

 

A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

He's in de Nile.

[IndianaTwin]

A man fell in a river in Cairo. What did his psychiatrist say?

You're in deNile.

[USAFChief]

Have a night, Kennys.

[bighat]

 

A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

 

He was in de-nile? 

[ashbury]

A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

"That man could go in Seine too."

[snepp]

Oh yeah, a big fly.

[Jerr]

Glad to see Vargas up here!!!!

[Aggies7]

Man, this game is so much easier when you hit multiple run HRs

[spinowner]

Man, would an effective Vargas be great following Sano in the order or what?

[bighat]

Oh VARGAS with the big fly!  Yeah!  Keep playing this dude! 

[IndianaTwin]

He's in de Nile.

OldGoat types faster. Sorry.

[Bark's Lounge]

VARGAS!!!! You SOB!