Game Thread: Twins v A's, 5/3 @ 7:10pm CT

[Riverbrian]

 

Triple ick for that one.

 

She would have said at least "quadruple".

[DaveW]

 

 

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DAVE W BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN

 

 

Twins 2017 version >>>>>>>>>> Twins 2016 version

 

Sano, Kepler, Dozier, Good Santana, Vargas, Castro, Santiago, Polanco Grossman, Hughes, and even last 7 day Buxton have been a real treat to watch, even if Bad Sanatana, Gibby have not been fun to watch.

 

 

This has been another Minnesota Twins hot sports opinion update

 

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[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Do the think they just came up with Thunder and Lightning as the nickname for Sano and Buxton?  Is that what I heard?

Who is thunder and who is lightening? Is this a Penn and Teller type of situation?

[ashbury]

It's the fewer "how many seconds from home directly to the dugout" that I like.

[Riverbrian]

 

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DAVE W BREAKING NEWS BULLETIN


Twins 2017 version >>>>>>>>>> Twins 2016 version

Sano, Kepler, Dozier, Good Santana, Vargas, Castro, Santiago, Polanco Grossman, Hughes, and even last 7 day Buxton have been a real treat to watch, even if Bad Sanatana, Gibby have not been fun to watch.


This has been another Minnesota Twins hot sports opinion update

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I'm a softy

 

I like the Sirens

[DaveW]

I'm a softy

 

I like the Sirens

Good to hear! They are the new BOOK IT

[Squirrel]

Is it windy at Target Field tonight?

[Jerr]

 

Yeah... As a teenager... I threw up on my date on the tilt a whirl. It stuck to the side and came at her in slow motion. 

 

She saw it coming and couldn't get away. It was tragic. 

A TILT-A-WHIRL????????????????

 

     

 

Sorry, that was mean, if I said that to you back then..... but now????

 

 

   

[snepp]

 

Good to hear! They are the new BOOK IT

 

I'll take the under.

 

 

Wait...

 

for...

 

it...

 

 

Book it.

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

I feel like I'm watching the 2017 Twins play the 2014 Twins tonight.

 

(At least the 2017 Twins are winning)

[Riverbrian]

Escobar

 

Name him the starter on opening day and he struggles for the year

 

Name him as a back up on opening day and he hits great for the year

 

Gotta like his consistency. 

[spinowner]

 

Yeah... As a teenager... I threw up on my date on the tilt a whirl. It stuck to the side and came at her in slow motion. 

 

She saw it coming and couldn't get away. It was tragic. 

I've never liked the Tilt-a-hurl.

[ashbury]

Yeah... As a teenager... I threw up on my date on the tilt a whirl. It stuck to the side and came at her in slow motion. 

 

She saw it coming and couldn't get away. It was tragic. 

We must have had this discussion before. Mrs Ash got to witness up close and personal yours truly in a similar predicament, on one of our early dates. I bet your girl dumped you immediately, right? Mrs Ash (spoiler alert) didn't. Amazing.

 

 

[Riverbrian]

 

A TILT-A-WHIRL????????????????

 

     

 

Sorry, that was mean, if I said that to you back then..... but now????

 

 

   

 

This one

[USAFChief]

 

Good call, Nostradamus.

 

_{^{/ I was about to fire up the bb-ref.com game log tool, myself}}

Snepp just pulled those numbers out of his @@@.  It's not like anyone's gonna check.

[bizaff]

I like that Dick just mentioned why Berrios isn't up.  I buy it.

 

If you're not watching, it amounted to a lot of the strikeouts might be on chased pitches that MLB batters won't chase.

[Dr. Evil]

Is it windy at Target Field tonight?

It is in the booth with Bert.

[Oldgoat_MN]

Rosario's plate discipline is not that great.

Nice hit, though.

[Jerr]

I have to keep telling myself that YES these ARE Twins playing in these last few games!

[snepp]

 

Snepp just pulled those numbers out of his @@@.  It's not like anyone's gonna check.

 

You know what they say, 86.729% of all statistics on the Interwebs are made up.

[Riverbrian]

 

We must have had this discussion before. Mrs Ash got to witness up close and personal yours truly in the same predicament, on one of our early dates. I bet your girl dumped you immediately, right? Mrs Ash (spoiler alert) didn't.

 

Yeah... Immediate.  

 

She was speechless but yet I still knew it was an immediate dump by the way she tried to form words with her mouth but couldn't. 

[nytwinsfan]

GODDMANTI NEVER ****ING BUNT.

[Jerr]

 

This one

That's not a tilt-a-whirl . 

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Not a fan of the bunt there, but whatever. Buck made his money tonight.

[Aggies7]

Ugh, please be ok.

[USAFChief]

http://www.wonderlandpark.com/web/uploads/images/rides-tilt-a-whirl.jpg

 

tilt-a-whirl

[GP830]

Dozier with a straight shot to the elbow. That won't feel good tomorrow.

[USAFChief]

 

You know what they say, 86.729% of all statistics on the Interwebs are made up.

source?

[Riverbrian]

 

That's not a tilt-a-whirl . 

 

Well

 

It Tilts and it Whirls... So...

 

That thing

[jimbo92107]

 

The Guy or Gal who got thrown up on. 

Hey, that's my ferris wheel joke!