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David HK Cedar Rapids Kernels

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Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

Which Paris?  Texas?  Tennessee?  Or that other one?

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ashbury GOAT

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By the way, the ball that was dropped by Oakland? Kepler's got that. 

Or Buxton, but now I'm merely stating the obvious.

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Ah, I see, so, Brian is telling us he fell into a river in the form of a joke.

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Riverbrian:  A man fell into the river in Paris.  What did the newspapers have to say?

 

If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

Jerr FCL Twins

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If it was Paris Texas... The Newspapers say "that hyrdologists are baffled where the river came from". 

 

If it's Paris France... "Missing Man last SEEN falling into the SEINE" 

And Tennesse???????

Riverbrian Cooperstown

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Sorry. Guess I had the Rhone answer. But just Saone...

 

Hey... Put those Oomlauts and stuff over European words. 

 

 

jimmer Wichita Wind Surge

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Oh please.  Announcers saying part of Mauer's problem is Target.  He had very good seasons in 2010, 2012, 2013 (3rd, 4th and 5th best OPS+, all at 140 or higher).  

 

His problems started with the concussion. Why it continues is anyone's guess.

bighat Cedar Rapids Kernels

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A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

 

He was in de-nile? 

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A man fell in a river in Cairo.  What did his psychiatrist say?

"That man could go in Seine too."

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