Brian Dozier Trade Rumors Songlist

[Loosey]

A week or so ago Tom Froemming wrote a piece about how "The Waiting Is The Hardest Part" http://twinsdaily.com/topic/24570-article-the-waiting-is-the-hardest-part/ when it comes to the Brian Dozier trade and trade rumors.  Which got me thinking (since I am bored at work with little to so this Christmas week) what other songs correspond to what has happened in the Dozier Rumors.  And boy there are some good songs to tell the story of Brian Dozier Rumor Mill this off season.  Here is the list:  Feel free to add your songs.

 

1) Tom Petty - "The Waiting Is The Hardest Part" for obvious reasons.  Tom explained it in his piece. https://youtu.be/uMyCa35_mOg

 

2) Fleetwood Mac - "Little Lies" As I have said before I believe DaveW is telling the trutch.  That being said, I hope his source is being truthful to him.  Otherwise his source's little lies caused the largest thread in TD history with little to back it up.  https://youtu.be/Xr9Oubxw1gA

 

3) JoJo - "Leave (Get Out)" At this point most of us want some action on the Dozier front.  I don't necessarily want him to leave.  But in a sense, just make a big 'ol blockbuster and leave! https://youtu.be/ggWyUEuGcWY

 

4) Boyz 2 Men - "It's So Hard To Say Goodbye" Even though we want this trade to happen and know it's for the best, it is could be hard to see him go.  So this song will fit perfectly in the near future hopefully. https://youtu.be/VastXQ_hPb0

 

5) JoJo - "Too Little Too Late" Some people are concerned the Twins are pushing their luck and bye the time they make up their mind with the Dodger offer it might be too late.  I hope this song is not part of the offseason playlist. https://youtu.be/mEgk2qM7kxU

 

6) Bob Seger - "Beautiful Loser" I really hope this song isn't part of the plan.  This would mean that the Twins got shafted and end up with a Kevin Mulvey type deal.  https://youtu.be/U86kmChYxoY

 

7) Jagged Edge - "Where the Party At"  If deal gets done with the pieces we want a few of us might be singing this throw back while throwing back some Bacardi.  (Do they still make Bacardi?)  For me this is De Leon, Alvarez + friends. https://youtu.be/9UCY_U4QwqI

 

So that's the Songlist of the Dozier Drama this offseason.  And Yes, there are 2 JoJo songs in the list.  You're welcome Vanimal.

 

I apologize for the links.  I don't know how to change the links to shorten them to put a different name on them on this site.

 

 

 

 

 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Replacements - "Unsatisfied"

[theBOMisthebomb]

In honor of the recently departed, late and great George Michael... "Wake Me Up Before You Go Go."

[Twinfan & Dad]

Don't you want me - the human league

Breaking up is hard to do- Neal sedaka

Bye bye bye-Nsync

Goodbye to you- Michelle Branch

[Craig Arko]

I dare not.

[Monkeypaws]

Husker Du - Everything Falls Apart

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Beatles "Hello, Goodbye"

 

(Falvey speaking to Friedman)

 

- I say high

- You say low 

- You say why?

- And I say, I don't know

 

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rblYSKz_VnI

[mickeymental]

prince: how come u don't call me anymore

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Little River Band,   "Time for a Cool Change"

[ScrapTheNickname]

Early one winter a trade was brewin
I was layin' in bed

wonderin if if it’d change anything

If Dozier was dressed in blue or red

 

His home runs balls they said their lives together
Sure was gonna be rough
They never did like
his lazy flies and K's
Twins’ bank book wasn't big enough

 

And I was readin the side of Twins Daily
Rumors fallin' on my shoes
Heading out for the west coast
or Midwest Lord knows he’s paid some dues
Gettin' through

 

Tangled up in n-n-n-n-news

[Vanimal46]

LOVE JoJo.

 

Maybe we should take some time off from Dozier and just Depeche Mode - "Enjoy the Silence"

 

Feels like Falvey is telling other GMs "Don't Call Us, We'll Call You" by Sugarloaf..

 

It's tough to know when to hold em, know when to fold em, know when to walk away like Kenny Rogers - "The Gambler"....

[ashbury]

Beatles concerto in four movements: The Long and Winding Road, Come Together, We Can Work It Out, Ticket To Ride

 

_{^{/ That's the optimistic version. Less hopefully: Don't Let Me Down, Tell Me Why, No Reply, Help!}}

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Slip Slidin' Away?

[Monkeypaws]

Jerry Garcia - Deal....

[LimestoneBaggy]

This thread makes me feel much younger than I am.....thanks all!

[Mike Sixel]

You can't always get what you want

 

Gone Daddy Gone

 

 

[Pardon My Dinger]

Rolling Stones - "You Can't Always Get What You Want"

 

 

I'm disappointed in myself for contributing the most obvious song title, but I'm even more disappointed in all of you for not getting to it first. 

 

Edit: Mike got me by a minute. Good one, Mike. 

[Primetime82]

I'm Too Sexy

I'm too sexy for my love
Too sexy for my love
Love's going to leave me

 

Dozier seems like a I'm to sexy kind of guy! 

[Twinfan & Dad]

The Ting Tings- Shut up and let me go!

[Monkeypaws]

One more:

 

Lynyrd Skynyrd - The Missisippi Kid.

[Twinfan & Dad]

Someone else calling you baby - luke bryan

Almost a memory now -Blackhawk

I'm moving on - Rascal Flatts

[Oldgoat_MN]

In the event that Dozier doesn't get traded to a contender he may be singing...

 

Mississippi John Hurt: Nobody Cares for Me*

 

* if you are a guy who has spent less than 3 decades living with a woman you should not listen to this song

 

 

[GP830]

Early one winter a trade was brewin

I was layin' in bed

wonderin if if it’d change anything

If Dozier was dressed in blue or red

 

His home runs balls they said their lives together

Sure was gonna be rough

They never did like

his lazy flies and K's

Twins’ bank book wasn't big enough

 

And I was readin the side of Twins Daily

Rumors fallin' on my shoes

Heading out for the west coast

or Midwest Lord knows he’s paid some dues

Gettin' through

 

Tangled up in n-n-n-n-news

**slow clap**

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

**slow clap**

What is slow clap? A good thing? Or ...

Ok. I looked it up. I deserved that.

[goulik]

Poison: Every Rose Has Its Thorn

 

At least some TD posters dissatisfied no matter the outcome

[Bark's Lounge]

Slayer -  "Seasons in the Abyss".

[GP830]

What is slow clap? A good thing? Or ...

Ok. I looked it up. I deserved that.

I meant it as- "A gradual building of applause, usually starting with one person clapping slowly, and ending with an enthusiastic standing ovation. Generally shows approval for an underdog in a come from behind victory or after losing with pride intact."

[mickeymental]

ac/dc: dirty deeds done dirt cheap

[AlwaysinModeration]

"Rumor Has It"

 

"Twist and Shout" (this is a special Casey Casum dedication that goes out to all those thousands of posters and millions of readers of Dave's thread)

 

...and, increasingly...the more time passes...

 

"Dust in the Wind"

[Boom Boom]

"Seasons in the Sun" - Terry Jacks

"How Long" - Ace

"Bang a Gong (Get it On)" - T.Rex

"The Boys are Back in Town" - Thin Lizzy

"Welcome Back" - John Sebastian