Game Thread: Twins v Indians, 4/26 @ 7:10pm CT

[jimmer]

and there you have it.  Twins closer...

[David HK]

Wow, Joe- pickin' it.  He really is looking like Our Joe again, after looking like that impostor with the creepy beard.

[Ultima Ratio]

 

That figures.    My last safe space to get over the trauma of tax day and somebody has to go and bring up TurboTax...

 

 

 

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[nicksaviking]

16 innings!!!

[Brock Beauchamp]

Good God. Unbelievable.

[Blake]

Yay Jepsen?

[Foghorn Leghorn]

The great Terry Ryan bullpen strikes again

[Aggies7]

Well at least it was a long one.

 

Can someone else do the closing?

[Puckett34]

Come. On. Jepsen

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Quick, everyone google names of old ships to pile on with.

 

We'll wait.

Some of us don't need google to come up with useless knowledge.

[formerly33]

We seem to know a good deal about the first half of Chief's life.

 

The second half will consist of the remainder of this game.

[nicksaviking]

16 innings!!!

Oops I forgot the punctuation theme tonight.

 

16 innings???

[jimmer]

great bullpen.  Jepsen looking more and more like the real Jepsen.

[USAFChief]

 

  Unbelievable.

You keep using that word.

 

I do not think it means what you think it means.

[LaBombo]

 

Trade for a good backstop first.

 

Twins scouts checking out some guy named Franklin playing in the Independent League.   Bat might not play as a starter,  but defense may be a step up.

 

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[jud6312]

Somewhere Ron Davis is laughing at how terrible Jepsen is.

[Blake]

I see our bullpen has returned.

[sampleSizeOfOne]

I didn't grab enough stuff.

There's always the tv...

[diehardtwinsfan]

 

Wow, Joe- pickin' it.  He really is looking like Our Joe again, after looking like that impostor with the creepy beard.

 

I'm on record saying the beard was the cause of all of it. 

[formerly33]

 

You keep using that word.

 

I do not think it means what you think it means.

It totally means he can easily comprehend what's happening.

[USAFChief]

 

The great Terry Ryan bullpen strikes again

It almost seems like you waited all night for that.

[alskntwnsfn]

Why can't we have nice things like other cities? Don't even have Prince any more. You're killing your father Kevin, happy?

[jimmer]

are we trying to set the record for blown saves in April?

[Blake]

Molitor should just offer opposing teams a run in exchange for saving the wear and tear on a pitchers arm.

[David HK]

 

5 runs ain't gonna win this game, IMO.  Need to tack on here.

I'm just gonna go ahead and quote myself here.  FFS, Jeps, Ricky battled his tail off and ate major innings, even Fien stepped up.  You had one job....

[formerly33]

Bark ... we need another walk-off call, please.

[Bark's Lounge]

Is it possible to trade Jepsen for an STD. I think I'd pull the trigger on that deal. Cripes!

[Aggies7]

Somewhere Ron Davis is laughing at how terrible Jepsen is.

"My job depends on a closer who is over there crying in his locker." -Ray Miller

[scottz]

Only 2 guys need to get on so Arcia can get up.

[jimmer]

9 save opportunities, 7 blown saves.