Foghorn Leghorn

Hello all, Been a long time since I’ve made a thread on this site. Any of my old friends still here? Anyways, looking for some advice on fantasy baseball. I’ve been roped into a league by a friend of mine with a pricey buy in, so I’d like to do well. I’ve been reading up on the subject, and listening to podcasts. But I’m curious if any of my fellow twins fans have any good tips for someone who’s played 1 year of fantasy baseball where I stopped paying attention after a month. Go Twins!

Can’t believe it. Biggest signing in how long? So excited I decided to revive this account

He should go to a team where his teammates actually care about winning playoff games

Lol Kepler stares at two meatballs

Announcer literally laughing hysterically at how butt these umps are

Hey Sano, stop chatting up these cheaters every time they get to first and HIT THE BALL

This team simply doesn't give a sh*t. I've been a MN sports fan my whole life and this is up there in terms of the pathetic scale

The announcers are literally predicting the pitch but our hitters can't

This team can't catch up to 93 mph fastballs in the zone

Three easy fastballs missed. Hopefully last time I watch Marwin do that

How many meatballs is Gonzo gonna miss or foul off?

Polanco did something positive Just taking a second to acknowledge that

This^ people bashing the pitching and Roccos decisions regarding pitching need to wake up. The far and away strength of this team is our lineup. They look lost up there and haven't done ANYTHING. This series falls on our offense going cold when the games actually matter more.

Cheating piece of garbage

These at bats are so bad it's hard to stomach... Fire our hitting coach into the Sun asap