Game Thread, Twins @ Rangers, 6/14 @ 2:05 pm CT

[Squirrel]

So I decided to buy a Mango... Never bought a Mango before.

I'll just say this... It's not like biting into an apple.

Lol!

[formerly33]

I know! They don't know how to show proper respect when it's called for. Can't even make an exception for the Buck.

 

By the way, I blame Hrb.

[Brock Beauchamp]

Pathetic.

[Ultima Ratio]

Yikes, unimpressed.

[USAFChief]

 

Looks like another first round pick that won't work out for the Twins.

He's no David McCarty, that's for sure.

[mickeymental]

stick a fork in him.

[GCTF]

 

Pathetic.

Season over?

[sampleSizeOfOne]

So I decided to buy a Mango... Never bought a Mango before.

 

I'll just say this... It's not like biting into an apple.

I assume mangoes don't run itunes...

[Squirrel]

I hate Texas.

[GCTF]

Hmmmm....didn't catch that one. Losing hope.

[USAFChief]

Hicks catches that.

[jimbo92107]

Too soon for a nickname? How about Byron "Big Whiff" Buxton?

 

/snark

[spinowner]

Welcome to the bigs, kid.

[glunn]

 

So I decided to buy a Mango... Never bought a Mango before.

I'll just say this... It's not like biting into an apple.

Papaya is better. 

 

Welcome back old friend.

[D. Hocking]

 

So I decided to buy a Mango... Never bought a Mango before.

I'll just say this... It's not like biting into an apple.

 

I suppose now that you have left a solid, no-frills, state like ND for a mysterious wonderland like Michigan, you will experience a lot of new and exotic things that you could never have before imagined.

[spinowner]

Hicks catches that.

[nicksaviking]

Man, this decrease in velocity looks contagious.

[diehardtwinsfan]

crap

[GCTF]

 

Hicks catches that.

How 'bout that one?

[JB_Iowa]

 

So I decided to buy a Mango... Never bought a Mango before.

I'll just say this... It's not like biting into an apple.

 

Fresh mango-peach salsa is really good.

 

Hughes does not appear to be.

[USAFChief]

On a more serious note...Phil Hughes, ladies and gentlemen.

[Riverbrian]

Didn't know they grew mangos in Michigan.

 

Based on the taste... I don't think they are grown anywhere. Probably produced at the tennis ball factory.

 

I just decided to eat some fruit and I thought a Mango was worth a try. I'm not giving up the fruit thing... I've switched to Licorice.

[USAFChief]

 

How 'bout that one?

Schaffer catches that.

[NorthwestTwinsFan]

But is Phil Hughes an ace?

[Ultima Ratio]

Underhand it?

[Riverbrian]

Papaya is better.

 

Welcome back old friend.

I think everything is better.

[JB_Iowa]

 

Based on the taste... I don't think they are grown anywhere. Probably produced at the tennis ball factory.

I just decided to eat some fruit and I thought a Mango was worth a try. I'm not giving up the fruit thing... I've switched to Licorice.

 

The Sweet Cherries (we always called them Bing) are really good right now.

 

Although I think you moved to the sour cherry state.  We'll all be expecting a pie.

[Bark's Lounge]

 

I think everything is better.

Good to see you back bro. I want to hear about Primanti Brothers. Tell me about it. I turn 40 on Monday and I need something to be hopeful about.

[GCTF]

 

Schaffer catches that.

He catches it, does a cartwheel and throws out the runner leading off of first.

[Riverbrian]

Fresh mango-peach salsa is really good.

 

Hughes does not appear to be.

It'll be a new metaphor for me.

 

Hughes went Mango in the 2nd inning.

Buxton's 1st at bat was Mango