Game Thread: Twins v N.Y. Yankees, 4/13 @ 6:05 CT

[RpR]

How come TV guide channel shows Twins vs Yankees but it is actually Detroit vs Toronto?

[IndianaTwin]

5 minutes ago, sampleSizeOfOne said:

Yes.

 

Tonight.

Say “hello” to Chief…

[jimbo92107]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

But junk can be stored on either wrist. 

It would be a very ballsy trick, to goop up your pitching hand, then show the ump your glove hand... Movie material.

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

But junk can be stored on either wrist. 

very true, junk can be hid anywhere on the human body.

[IndianaTwin]

3 minutes ago, RpR said:

How come TV guide channel shows Twins vs Yankees but it is actually Detroit vs Toronto?

Blackout rules. 

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, IndianaTwin said:

Blackout rules. 

Must be an intern working towards their masters.

[Richie the Rally Goat]

1 hour ago, Hosken Bombo Disco said:

Very nice job, gentlemen 

[nicksaviking]

26 minutes ago, Hrbowski said:

I thought Michael A. Taylor couldn't hit?

Yeah, I ripped him up and down, mostly because I wanted to find a way to get Julien into the lineup. 

He's hitting AND Julien is up? Everything goes my way. I feel like a Kardashian!

[h2oface]

8 minutes ago, ashbury said:

There goes the perfect game.

Perfect game, no-hitter, and shutout - everything, everywhere, all at once.

[h2oface]

Come on, Bryon. Join the hit parade!

[IndianaTwin]

This day in baseball history: “Reggie” bar introduced on this day in 1978. 

[RickOShea]

This is the kind of game that gives my heart by-pass surgery a rest.  Thank you, Calvin!

[nicksaviking]

1 hour ago, ashbury said:

OMG ITS A CITY!!!1!  RUN!!!1!1!1!!!

I've had nothing but good times on my visits there.

Me too. Though my visits could be counted by a three toed sloth.

Though if one were to solely rate their visit based on their favorite baseball team's performance in New York, I could see the counter argument.

[glunn]

This might be a good time to pull Correa and let him rest up for tomorrow.

[UpstateNewYorker]

5 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

This day in baseball history: “Reggie” bar introduced on this day in 1978. 

Apparently it's making a comeback: https://www.nj.com/yankees/2023/03/reggie-bar-is-back-yankees-fans.html

[ashbury]

3 minutes ago, nicksaviking said:

Me too. Though my visits could be counted by a three toed sloth.

So, uh, [doing some quick math] 12 times?

[rwilfong86]

2 minutes ago, glunn said:

This might be a good time to pull Correa and let him rest up for tomorrow.

I worry about an injury in a blow out like this

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, UpstateNewYorker said:

Apparently it;s making a comeback: https://www.nj.com/yankees/2023/03/reggie-bar-is-back-yankees-fans.html

Reggie was on the Howard Stern show and mentioned the bar's comeback.  Stern praised the return, with its great nougat center. LOL

[jimbo92107]

Now it's officially a strange day: 11 to 1 Twins, and the Yankee announcer just said, "Ryan looks good." 

Is there, like, a big asteroid about to hit earth?

[h2oface]

1 minute ago, jimbo92107 said:

Now it's officially a strange day: 11 to 1 Twins, and the Yankee announcer just said, "Ryan looks good." 

Is there, like, a big asteroid about to hit earth?

63 pitches after 5. Complete game in the making?

[mrtwinsfan]

AS Much as i like Larnach, hope he can get his  k  rate down  its Gallo- Sano like right now

[RickOShea]

1 minute ago, jimbo92107 said:

Now it's officially a strange day: 11 to 1 Twins, and the Yankee announcer just said, "Ryan looks good." 

Is there, like, a big asteroid about to hit earth?

Better get out the Preparation H!

[RpR]

4 minutes ago, glunn said:

This might be a good time to pull Correa and let him rest up for tomorrow.

Better game to pull Gordon and let him rest up.

[Vanimal46]

Had to make the decision whether to stream the game on my phone or post here… Now I’m back home from the restaurant patio. Feeling like Jim Lahey! 

 

Warning: the F word is mentioned once or twice. 

[ashbury]

Old friend Ian Hamilton now pitching for the Yanks.

[h2oface]

Disgusting. NO runs for 3 innings! 😇

[IndianaTwin]

Apparently Miranda doesn’t always do Hamilton. 

[ashbury]

6 minutes ago, jimbo92107 said:

Now it's officially a strange day: 11 to 1 Twins, and the Yankee announcer just said, "Ryan looks good." 

Is there, like, a big asteroid about to hit earth?

Bring it on.  We die happy.

[h2oface]

Humpback liner, Dick? What the hell is that?

[ashbury]

4 minutes ago, IndianaTwin said:

Apparently Miranda doesn’t always to Hamilton. 

He's young, scrappy, and hungry!