Game Thread: Twins @ Royals, 4/2/23 @ 1:10 CT

[MMMordabito]

Pagan's saving himself from himself.

[notoriousgod71]

1 minute ago, rwilfong86 said:

Slept awkwardly from what Bremer said

If he'd have known pagan was going to pitch he wouldn't have slept at all. Problem solved.

[Cris E]

Never a doubt.

[CRF]

EEE-MEE-LEE-OOOOOOO!

[rwilfong86]

WOOO!. Sweep!

[cHawk]

Dammit. Pagan will remain on the roster.

[ashbury]

In different conditions Emilio Pagan would have been born a horse and not been in today's game.

[SanoMustGo]

Jesus, Pagan is horrible

 

[rwilfong86]

2 hours 35 minutes. Love the pitch clock.

[RickOShea]

Have a good evening, everyone.

[wsnydes]

Enjoy your chicken everyone!

[ashbury]

7 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

Wow, his ERA just went from infinity to 27.00.

He's got it back down to 9.00.  At this rate he'll have it down to 0 in a few games.

/ Oops, ninja'd by Cris E

[mrtwinsfan]

1 minute ago, rwilfong86 said:

2 hours 35 minutes. Love the pitch clock.

Beer vendors hate it !!!!!!!

[USAFChief]

36 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Said Icarus

And Springsteen.

[Squirrel]

1 minute ago, USAFChief said:

And Springsteen.

Who?

[Mortimerkenny21]

2 minutes ago, mrtwinsfan said:

Beer vendors hate it !!!!!!!

I heard they recently added more hoops though! That should help. I'll pick up the slack!

[USAFChief]

6 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Jesus, Pagan is horrible

 

Emilio Pagan ain't very good either.

[Nine of twelve]

Just now, Squirrel said:

Who?

First base.

[USAFChief]

1 minute ago, Squirrel said:

Who?

No. That's Daltry.

[ashbury]

10 minutes ago, SanoMustGo said:

Jesus, Pagan is horrible

 

 

3 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

Emilio Pagan ain't very good either.

[wsnydes]

5 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Who?

First base.

Edit: Ninja'd by Nine and I don't care!

[ashbury]

8 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

First base.

 

8 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

No. That's Daltry.

See, there, and no offense really intended, but there's a good example of AAAA (and that's what I would have posted too) versus major league.

[Nine of twelve]

5 minutes ago, ashbury said:

He's got it back down to 9.00.  At this rate he'll have down to 0 in a few games.

It will take more than a few games. From this point, if he pitches 1,799 1/3 consecutive scoreless innings this season his ERA will round down to 0.00. (Actual: 0.004999). Considering that 162 9-inning games is 1,458 innings I don't think he can do it.

Behold, the power of math!

[wsnydes]

4 minutes ago, ashbury said:

 

See, there, and no offense really intended, but there's a good example of AAAA versus major league.

Man, this game thread development system is brutal!

[stringer bell]

Lots to like in the three-game sweep. Let's not forget the plate appearances by Trevor Larnach. Having Larnach, Miranda and Gallo behind Buxton and Correa makes the lineup look much more formidable than Buck and CC-4 and ???.

[Nine of twelve]

19 minutes ago, Squirrel said:

Who?

 

18 minutes ago, Nine of twelve said:

First base.

 

17 minutes ago, USAFChief said:

No. That's Daltry.

 

12 minutes ago, ashbury said:

 

See, there, and no offense really intended, but there's a good example of AAAA (and that's what I would have posted too) versus major league.

I just need to go down to the minors, work hard on my game, and improve to the point where I can hold my own in the bigs.

[Robert Floren]

3-0, I'll take it.  I think the odds of 10-0 are about 1 in 1000, but lets go for it.

[ashbury]

17 minutes ago, Robert Floren said:

3-0, I'll take it.  I think the odds of 10-0 are about 1 in 1000, but lets go for it.

In the here-and-now, with 3 wins in the bank, it's down to 1 in 100 or thereabout, I think.

[AlwaysinModeration]

This game thread took a weird turn near its conclusion.  I’d let the horses out of the barn, please keep focusing on getting the chickens home to roost. Or roast.  For dinner.

[USAFChief]

2 hours ago, Nine of twelve said:

 

 

 

I just need to go down to the minors, work hard on my game, and improve to the point where I can hold my own in the bigs.

Just take the straight lines they give you, take it the other way, one witicism at a time, keep grinding, and before you know it you'll be back in the show.