Game Thread: Twins vs. Yankees 5:10 pm PST (7:10 pm CST) 7/22/2019

[twinssporto]

Perez looks like he's a little fired up.  LIKE IT!

[Don Walcott]

I would like to see an inning where the Twins play a little small ball, catch them by surprise and put up another crooked number

Wouldn’t mind seeing bunts from Rosie, Kemp’s and Arraez. Maybe Polanco. But the rest, not so much.

[Aggies7]

Conversely, my “this could turn everything around” post is aging like fine wine

[Brock Beauchamp]

Dammmmmnnnn Perez got a little swagger back from that triple play.

[Riverbrian]

 

Now would be a good time to purify yourself in the waters of Lake Minnetonka.

 

Given the home values around the area. They will just assume you are pulling the weeds for them. Might get a $20 Tip.

[VATwinsFan]

3 batters, 3 Ks.

 

See how easy that is?

[Don Walcott]

Conversely, my “this could turn everything around” post is aging like fine wine

Patience, grasshopper.

Edited July 23, 2019 by Don Walcott

[MNT1996]

Perez going with the Triple play/Triple K strategy. I like it.

[Squirrel]

 

In all seriousness, nice turn by Schoop. 

He got that out of his glove and over to first FAST. The throw from 3rd seemed a little slow ... no way did I think they'd get the guy at first ... Schoop made up for that.

[Don Walcott]

Sabathia nibbling . . . patience grasshoppers.

[USAFChief]

 

Given the home values around the area. They will just assume you are pulling the weeds for them. Might get a $20 Tip.

I'm thinking the Minnetonka Police department will be there in minutes and someone will find themselves in the hoosegow.

[Squirrel]

 

I went to take a shower with two Yankees on base and there was a triple play and 2 home runs when I came back. Should I hop back in for a bit?

yep ... just stay there all night

[Squirrel]

 

Omg TF is trolling the Yankees by playing New York New York. Let’s not poke the bear

I love that song, though

[Riverbrian]

 

I'm thinking the Minnetonka Police department will be there in minutes and someone will find themselves in the hoosegow.

 

I've heard the term "hoosegow" before and I knew it meant Jail. 

 

However, I did not know how to spell it. 

 

For that... I thank you. 

 

Unless you spelled it wrong. 

[Riverbrian]

 

I love that song, though

 

How come nobody ever wrote a song about Eau Claire? 

[twinssporto]

 

I'm thinking the Minnetonka Police department will be there in minutes and someone will find themselves in the hoosegow.

My neighbor is a Yankees fan. I just called the police on him and they are taking him out of the house in cuffs now. I'll post pics shortly.  What a scum bag. 

[Aggies7]

If anyone is going to beat you, don’t let it be urshela

[Blake]

Is anyone still conscious after the top of the first? 

 

If not, have a recommendation:

 

 

Edited July 23, 2019 by Blake

[nicksaviking]

I missed a triple play?!??!! Noooooooooooo, that’s my favorite!

[Riverbrian]

 

Perez going with the Triple play/Triple K strategy. I like it.

 

For the life of me... I don't understand why all pitchers just don't do that. 

[Nine of twelve]

 

I love that song, though

Frank was a skunk but he sure could sing.

[Aggies7]

Well those last two at bats have stolen some momentum

[twinssporto]

 

If anyone is going to beat you, don’t let it be urshela

Is he related to Urethra?

[Brock Beauchamp]

 

How come nobody ever wrote a song about Eau Claire? 

Start running from bears

They're coming today

They're going to overrun your town

Eau Claire, Eau Claire...

[Blake]

 

For the life of me... I don't understand why all pitchers just don't do that. 

Yep, walk the first two, don't even have to throw the ball these days, then, triple play!

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

MLB pitchers should have been wearing helmets for years now

[Mill1634]

So, how does current bullpen leverage sit?

 

Rogers

Harper

Parker

Duffey

May

Stewart

Thorpe

Stashak

 

That is about how I have it right now, could flip 2-4 any way you want as they're all used about the same. 

 

[nicksaviking]

Is anyone still conscious after the top of the first? 

 

If so, have a recommendation:

 

Are you supposed to zap the rotator cuff and the spleen to revive someone?

[USAFChief]

So I stopped by my regular bar on the way home from work tonight, figured I needed a little, uh, extra courage for the Yankee series.

 

Well, as I'm walking in, a nun in full outfit confronted me. "Alcohol is the right hand of the devil!" she said to me, sort of loudly I might add. Forcefully. "You should NOT be frequenting this establishment!"

 

"Look, sister," I said. "I just wanna have a beer or two before I go home. It's not a big deal. You live your life, I'll live mine."

 

"The devils work, is what alcohol is," she stated. "A drop of liquor will never tough my lips!"

 

"Well, sister, if you don't mind my asking, how do you know alcohol is so evil if you've never even tried it?" I asked.

 

"Evil, I tell you. Evil."

 

"Tell you what, sister. Let me buy you a drink, and if you still think it's evil, well, then we'll talk again."

 

"I could NEVER," she said. "And I certainly can't go into a bar."

 

"OK, I'll have the barkeep send it out here, and I'll tell him to put it in a teacup, so nobody will know you're drinking."

 

"Well," she said. "I suppose it would be best if I knew exactly what I was talking about. OK."

 

To be honest, I was just happy to get away from her. I hustled inside, and asked the barkeep to send a teacup of whisky out to the sidewalk.

 

He laughed, and yelled to the bar owner back in his office. "Sister Kate is here again."

[Riverbrian]

 

I missed a triple play?!??!! Noooooooooooo, that’s my favorite!

 

A good ole fashioned 5-4-3.

 

None of that 8-2-5-1-5-4-2 Bull Crap.