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Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/23, 3:07 CT

Mill1634

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70charger Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

70charger

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I know there are a few bettors here. I put together a one-game triple-parlay on this one: Twins win, win by more than 1.5, and with 9 runs over/under.

 

I'm feeling pretty good here, guys.

MVP Nick Punto Draft Eligible

MVP Nick Punto

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See? I told you earlier: they have us right where they want us. We're getting comfortable and letting our guard down. They're going to take advantage in the bottom and drop a 10-spot on us.

Brandon Ft Myers Mighty Mussels

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I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

Craig Arko Minnesota Twins

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I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

Better ask Duke Bremer.

ashbury GOAT

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Carnac.jpg

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Carnac: That is the answer, to the question found in the hermetically sealed envelope.

Ed: And you in your mystic wisdom have divined this answer without seeing the contents?
Carnac: That's the schtick, Schmendrick.

Ed: It is no schtick, your Magnificence. It is an other-worldly gift you bring to an unworthy audience.

Carnac: The audience is probably worthy. The people on this stage, not so much.

Ed: Some on the stage more than others.

Carnac: (double take) May the fleas of a thousand camels take residence in your daughter's hope chest.

Ed: I'm ... not sure how to interpret that.

Carnac: Any way you wish.

Ed: In any case, would you be so kind as to open the envelope.

Carnac: (removes the paper, reads) "At what time this afternoon, local Pacific time, did Angels manager Brad Ausmus begin to realize this might not be his day?"

 

 

ashbury GOAT

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Carnac.jpg

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Make that, "fourteen to two."

LaBombo Wichita Wind Surge

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It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

 

Yeah, they look a little bit like a bad expansion team, except with Mike Trout.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 1998 Devil... Angels!

ashbury GOAT

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The Twins are too good.I'm typing sometnig and they hit two home runs. That's jkadjut not jfair. have to type fasters!

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

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