Game Thread: Twins @ Angels, 5/23, 3:07 CT

[ashbury]

SCHOOP !!!! ^2

[ScrapTheNickname]

The Twins are too good.I'm typing sometnig and they hit two home runs. That's jkadjut not jfair. have to type fasters!

[70charger]

I know there are a few bettors here. I put together a one-game triple-parlay on this one: Twins win, win by more than 1.5, and with 9 runs over/under.

 

I'm feeling pretty good here, guys.

[ashbury]

Another 5 HR game for the Twins.

 

yawn.

Did Schoop liven it up any for ya?

[USAFChief]

 

Twins are now on pace for 492 home runs!

 

One MILLION home runs!

[Aggies7]

I’ve been drinking since 330 EST and this is enjoyable

 

Edit: or is it EDT?

[Hosken Bombo Disco]

Astudillo walks.

 

This game is officially off the rails!

[MVP Nick Punto]

See? I told you earlier: they have us right where they want us. We're getting comfortable and letting our guard down. They're going to take advantage in the bottom and drop a 10-spot on us.

[Brandon]

I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

[wabene]

Huh?

[Craig Arko]

I'm at the game and I've seen 6 HR and a Willian Astudillo walk. Trying to decide which is the more impressive feat.

Better ask Duke Bremer.

[ashbury]

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Carnac: That is the answer, to the question found in the hermetically sealed envelope.

Ed: And you in your mystic wisdom have divined this answer without seeing the contents?
Carnac: That's the schtick, Schmendrick.

Ed: It is no schtick, your Magnificence. It is an other-worldly gift you bring to an unworthy audience.

Carnac: The audience is probably worthy. The people on this stage, not so much.

Ed: Some on the stage more than others.

Carnac: (double take) May the fleas of a thousand camels take residence in your daughter's hope chest.

Ed: I'm ... not sure how to interpret that.

Carnac: Any way you wish.

Ed: In any case, would you be so kind as to open the envelope.

Carnac: (removes the paper, reads) "At what time this afternoon, local Pacific time, did Angels manager Brad Ausmus begin to realize this might not be his day?"

 

 

[mrtwinsfan]

##  7

[Aggies7]

This is the greatest team on earth

[ashbury]

 

Carnac the Magnificent: Twelve to two.

Ed McMahon: Twelve to two.

Make that, "fourteen to two."

[70charger]

This is getting ridiculous.

[PseudoSABR]

Jeeze Louise!

[ScrapTheNickname]

On pace now for 320. Really. Mein got  gott in himmel.

[VATwinsFan]

Der Schlagmeister!!!

[Doomtints]

The number of home runs this team can hit is insane. It's like they are playing Hardball on the C-64.

[USAFChief]

 

This is getting ridiculous.

Someone said that 4 HRs ago.

[LaBombo]

 

It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

 

Yeah, they look a little bit like a bad expansion team, except with Mike Trout.

 

Ladies and gentlemen, your 1998 Devil... Angels!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

It’s sad, honestly. Angels like throwing big money at fading stars

They should just let him walk away now ...

[Doomtints]

How the heck do you manage against a team like the Twins if you're just a middle of the road baseball club?

[Aggies7]

They should just let him walk away now ...

He certainly can’t run away

[MVP Nick Punto]

Someone said that 4 HRs ago.

Well, has it gotten any less ridiculous since then?

[ashbury]

The Twins are too good.I'm typing sometnig and they hit two home runs. That's jkadjut not jfair. have to type fasters!

I cna ytpe 300 wrods pre mniuet!

[ScrapTheNickname]

 

He certainly can’t run away

ooo ...

[LaBombo]

 

He certainly can’t run away

 

[John Kelsey]

96 from Duffey?????